Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

[FNH]

babys gotta eat yo

I have no problem with breastfeeding, but when you stoop to throwing bodily fluids at people that verbally abuse you, you've lost your mind.

[zoobernut]

I have no problem with breastfeeding, but when you stoop to throwing bodily fluids at people that verbally abuse you, you've lost your mind.

Conversely you can say that you have lost your mind for verbally abusing someone for such a mundane action as feeding a baby.

[Ksandra]

Conversely you can say that you have lost your mind for verbally abusing someone for such a mundane action as feeding a baby.

^ If I were in the same situation, I wouldn't have the guts to do so, but fuck ya for this chick doing it.

[Psion]

id say the mother had more to stand on as well, seeing as how it's someone "being offended" vs someone feeding their child. you know, so they don't die or anything. babies don't exactly do well at fasting.

[Xno Kappa]

Feel free to feed your child wherever necessary. The second you start doing crazy shit like this though you put people in an awkward position to defend your actions lol.

[TheDirtyHobo]

From the way it was worded it seemed less like she was offended and more like she was just an asshat. If your husband can't keep his eyes off the sight of a woman breastfeeding while with his wife and child, either a) she had some sweetass titties, or b) your relationship is pretty fucked up in some fundamental way.

Even if she was bothered by it, or her husband is uncontrollably horny and can't take his eyes away, the underlying problem is more that she took the time to approach the mother and ask HER to leave instead of just doing what a normal human being would do in the presence of some nuisance: go literally anywhere else.

[NynJa]

How much distance did her milk squirt cover?

[zoobernut]

From the way it was worded it seemed less like she was offended and more like she was just an asshat. If your husband can't keep his eyes off the sight of a woman breastfeeding while with his wife and child, either a) she had some sweetass titties, or b) your relationship is pretty fucked up in some fundamental way.

Even if she was bothered by it, or her husband is uncontrollably horny and can't take his eyes away, the underlying problem is more that she took the time to approach the mother and ask HER to leave instead of just doing what a normal human being would do in the presence of some nuisance: go literally anywhere else.

Or have a stern talk with her husband is another option.

How much distance did her milk squirt cover?

Clearly this needs to be answered. Along with accuracy. New Olympic event?

[Ksandra]

How much distance did her milk squirt cover?

That shit can go pretty far.

My aim was terrible though.

[dasva]

That shit can go pretty far.

My aim was terrible though.

I have so many questions

[The Stig]

I was curious too, found that rule 34 applies to it, can confirm it can go rather far, almost like a squirt gun

[Salodin]

I can't wait until I knock up my gf, with a rack like hers it'll be like I have one of those super soakers with the backpack for maximum carnage.

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[FNH]

Conversely you can say that you have lost your mind for verbally abusing someone for such a mundane action as feeding a baby.

So people spitting or w/e else is acceptable rebuttal in your world, too?

[notorious bum]

So people spitting or w/e else is acceptable rebuttal in your world, too?

Breast milk is actually good for you. Quit being a little bitch.

[FNH]

Breast milk is actually good for you. Quit being a little bitch.

you can have all you want big guy

[Brill Weave]

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2016/...ear-old-niece/

Cops: Man Stabbed Brother With Scissors, Threatened To Kill 6-Year-Old

Best part? We're acquaintances with the guy that got stabbed.

[Zeb]

Wife's cousin or something?

[TummieGaruda]

Some serious trolling...
Jezebel won't review No Man's Sky cause the title is sexist:
http://jezebel.com/why-isnt-it-calle...sky-1785411230

[dasva]

If you read thru the comments you get some people defending them saying oh they are just baiting neck beards or something. Which sure might be true but it totally wouldn't fly if it was done the other way around

[TheDirtyHobo]

You also get comments about how anyone who presents any points about why this is stupid is mansplaining. So, it all balances out in the end.