Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

**quannum** · 2012-01-17 15:09

concerned about food quality

eats at mcdonalds

**CrosisX** · 2012-01-17 15:12

Its Philly. Not that shocking.

**Correction** · 2012-01-17 15:12

The mouse is probably cleaner than the employees.

**Omniyoji** · 2012-01-17 15:22

The best part about all this are the people that see this and go back to that exact McDonalds and order a Big Mac.

**Bingbong** · 2012-01-17 16:12

Originally Posted by Correction

The mouse is probably cleaner than the employees.

I know you're joking and all... BUT FUCK NO THEY AREN'T!

http://www.cdc.gov/rodents/diseases/direct.html

**Dimmauk** · 2012-01-17 16:14

Originally Posted by Bingbong

I know you're joking and all... BUT FUCK NO THEY AREN'T!

http://www.cdc.gov/rodents/diseases/direct.html

Have you been to Philly?

**Kerberoz** · 2012-01-17 16:18

Originally Posted by Bingbong

I know you're joking and all... BUT FUCK NO THEY AREN'T!

http://www.cdc.gov/rodents/diseases/direct.html

At least I won't get AIDS from a mouse. Can't guarantee the same for the McD employee.

**Bingbong** · 2012-01-17 16:25

Originally Posted by Dimmauk

Have you been to Philly?

Plague? The fuckin plague! Like 1350's Plague... c'mon, even Philly uses soap.

Occasionally.

**Metah** · 2012-01-17 16:35

Poor guy. Didn't want to lose his job so he just complied until he was fired for poor preformance. Even so, that's pretty bad conditions, but at least he didn't see anything of that sort in other McDonalds he worked at.

**Yuri-G** · 2012-01-17 16:37

Originally Posted by Kerberoz

At least I won't get AIDS from a mouse. Can't guarantee the same for the McD employee.

unless your happy meal consists of an abnormally high amount of unprotected sex and/or needle sharing, that's not very likely.

**Mayareira** · 2012-01-17 16:41

Originally Posted by Yuri-G

unless your happy meal consists of an abnormally high amount of unprotected sex and/or needle sharing, that's not very likely.

I think he is talking about sleeping with an employee.

but yeah, HIV doesn't transmit with routine physical contact.

**Avanarius** · 2012-01-17 16:44

I'd probably eat the mouse before the burgers tbh.

**Kerberoz** · 2012-01-17 16:46

Originally Posted by Yuri-G

unless your happy meal consists of an abnormally high amount of unprotected sex and/or needle sharing

Awfully presumptuous, there. Never been to Philly, I see.

**Metah** · 2012-01-17 16:52

So you guys are saying I should avoid a "Philly Cheese Steak" cause we don't know what kinda cheese nor steak is actually in there.

**Correction** · 2012-01-17 17:01

Originally Posted by Metah

So you guys are saying I should avoid a "Philly Cheese Steak" cause we don't know what kinda cheese nor steak is actually in there.

Just don't order it from McDonald's. You'll be fine.

**quannum** · 2012-01-17 17:03

Originally Posted by Metah

So you guys are saying I should avoid a "Philly Cheese Steak" cause we don't know what kinda cheese nor steak is actually in there.

if it costs 99 cents, yes.

**Kuya** · 2012-01-17 17:26

McDonald is trying to kill poor people.

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-01-17 17:32

Am I the only one who thought that an employee caught a mouse that was running around inbetween two buns, using the buns because he didn't want to touch it?

**ChairmanMeow** · 2012-01-17 18:53

Originally Posted by Silentleroy

Am I the only one who thought that an employee caught a mouse that was running around inbetween two buns, using the buns because he didn't want to touch it?

I was thinking the same thing. I liked it better that way...

**Kuya** · 2012-01-17 20:33

Hmm, so what i'm starting to see is that when these news stories are made into their own threads, they get more posts.

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