Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

[dasva]

I hate you and that thread!

[Anoat]

Dementors are big on vaping and shooting fireballs
http://www.wctv.tv/content/news/E-ci...395571391.html

ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) -- Police say a teenage girl riding a Universal Orlando amusement park ride suffered burns when an electronic cigarette belonging to another rider exploded and shot a fireball at her.

Police told the Orlando Sentinel the 14-year-old from Tennessee was riding the Hogwarts Express train Saturday with her family when an e-cigarette belonging to a rider in another group blew up in his pocket and the fireball hit her in the face and elsewhere.

Lt. Dan Brady said the explosion wasn't big, but scared everyone on the train.

The girl was taken to the hospital with mild to moderate burns to her face, arm and leg. Her name was not released. The man suffered minor injuries.

[BaneTheBrawler]

DO YOU VAPE BRA?

[myreality]

http://www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/canada/...vers-1.3097450

A nightmare coming true': Gangs of clowns terrorize N.S. drivers

[Jaybar]

A nightmare coming true': Gangs of clowns terrorize N.S. drivers

The c and l are way too close when italicized so I read that as a gang of downs. I was a bit disappointed when I clicked the link.

[myreality]

The c and l are way too close when italicized so I read that as a gang of downs. I was a bit disappointed when I clicked the link.

No refunds!

[Fhloston]

http://www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/canada/...vers-1.3097450

The clown scare has made its way down here as well. Some mobile vid of two guys jogging being chased by a knife wielding clown went viral too. Looked fake tho.

Unrelated.

Ben Stiller Goes Public With Being Diagnosed With Prostate Cancer at 48
https://www.howardstern.com/show/201...tent=sternshow

Hope it was caught early and can be treated. Don't you dare take Zoolander from us, 2016!

[Anoat]

He's fine. He had cancer two years ago and is cancer free now.

[6souls]

Wisconsin DMV's giving Incorrect Information to people applying for Voter IDs

The group, VoteRiders, gave the recordings to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, saying it’s “challenging and confusing” for people to get the identification now required to vote.

“You’re not guaranteed to get an ID card. Nothing’s guaranteed,” a worker at the DMV station in Hudson told a woman last Wednesday.

That’s similar to what a woman was told in Rice Lake, Wis., when she asked about getting an ID without a birth certificate.

In Black River Falls, Wis., a DMV worker said no temporary voting credential was available. That, too, is incorrect.

At the Amery, Wis., DMV, a worker told the woman she could get an ID in time for the election, but he couldn’t promise the voter she would have it if she wanted to vote early, the Journal Sentinel said.

http://blogs.mprnews.org/newscut/201...-in-wisconsin/
http://www.jsonline.com/story/news/p...info/91461338/

[Tarage]

http://nypost.com/2016/10/06/special...-were-friends/

You have to be a special kind of fucked up to do this. Set the fucking bully on fire.

[Yuri-G]

on the sidebar after I clicked your link:


http://nypost.com/2016/10/06/monster...riends-infant/


NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE no more ny post for me today thanks


both stories are just. ugh. :/

[Faundrant]

So in a need to lighten the mood after being shown the depths humanity will sink to, this

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/techno...oes/ar-BBx4YO8

The limited-edition release of the 2016 Nike Mag offers the self-lacing sneakers through an online lottery in collaboration with the Michael J. Fox Foundation for Parkinson's Research. Lottery entries can be purchased with a $10 donation to the foundation; 100 percent of all the proceeds will go toward research for a Parkinson's cure, according to a statement released by Nike.

[Tyrath]

I'm sorry I don't keep up with this thread so I was a couple pages behind but what in the fucking hell did I read with that child molestation shit.

[BerenTebogo]

Just Blubby things

[thetruepandagod]

I'm sorry I don't keep up with this thread so I was a couple pages behind but what in the fucking hell did I read with that child molestation shit.

Lot of sensitive folk around here.

[Yuri-G]

I just saw an ad from the Koch brothers decrying police brutality against blacks and speaking out against corporate and political dominance over the middle and lower classes


I don't have a link because it was a youtube ad but


I mean


what fucking bizarro world did I just stumble into???

[archibaldcrane]

Kochs are not strict mainline Republicans, they're pro gay-rights, big into criminal justice reform, they donate heavily towards better training for public defenders.

[Yuri-G]

Kochs are not strict mainline Republicans, they're pro gay-rights, big into criminal justice reform, they donate heavily towards better training for public defenders.

I honestly did not know this. that makes me feel a little better about them. I thought they were just the typical big evil corporate bastards.


huh. you learn something new every day.

[archibaldcrane]

Don't get me wrong, fuck them and their stooge Scott Walker, they do far more harm than good.

[myreality]

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/paedophile...083106459.html

Paedophile caught with 137,000 indecent pictures of children spared jail so he can start family