Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

**dasva** · 2016-11-30 01:49

Canada police to punish drink-drivers with Nickelback

**Ghost_Wheel22** · 2016-11-30 02:57

Drink and drive in EhLand and they make you listen to one of the blandest grunge rock groups in existence?

Story checks out.

**Aleth** · 2016-12-01 04:50

UK's new plastic notes have trace use of tallow in their construction process. People get mad.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/other...ans/ar-AAkUG7H

**Ragnus** · 2016-12-07 12:10

Kirk Cameron: Pagans stole Christmas from Christians.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/1...n_6149592.html

**myreality** · 2016-12-07 12:24

Originally Posted by Ragnus

Kirk Cameron: Pagans stole Christmas from Christians.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/1...n_6149592.html

Is this the new "the banana is a sign of intelligent design" thing? Wonder how long until he apologizes for not studying the history of this topic.

**Melena** · 2016-12-07 12:25

Two years old, but yeah Kirk Cameron has gone off the deep end.

**Faundrant** · 2016-12-07 13:07

California man's Ex-girlfriend attempts to frame him using Facebook

Lawson received a one-year county jail sentence as part of her felony plea. She must pay restitution penalties to Parkervest and spend three years on probation as part of the plea bargain.

A one year sentence for trying to pin multiple fake felonies on her ex. Gotta love the "justice" system.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2016-12-07 13:33

Don't forget the part where the dude was arrested like 3 times before the cops finally began an investigation

**thetruepandagod** · 2016-12-13 13:34

https://zwnews.com/2016/12/08/news-from-mzansi-today/

**dasva** · 2016-12-13 13:42

Ok I'll bite. What exactly does raping a crocodile cure other than some stupid in the gene pool?

**BerenTebogo** · 2016-12-13 13:45

Originally Posted by dasva

Ok I'll bite. What exactly does raping a crocodile cure other than some stupid in the gene pool?

You answered your own question.

**Mertron** · 2016-12-13 13:55

all i know is this is the wake-up call i needed to finally stop raping crocodiles

**Zealot** · 2016-12-13 13:57

Originally Posted by dasva

Ok I'll bite.

Haven't they suffered enough?

**Mertron** · 2016-12-13 14:02

well i found the article. i will give you my interpretation.

family had history of ED problems. went to a witch doctor. witch doctor said "sprinkle this potion in water by a crocodile, croc will become passive, rape it and your problems will be solved." too many alligators nearby, potion not effective because diluted

but who among us

**BerenTebogo** · 2016-12-13 14:03

They tried to roofie some crocodiles

**Mertron** · 2016-12-13 14:03

alternate explanation: they found a male crocodile by accident, and male crocodiles don't do the gay

**Zetanio** · 2016-12-13 14:04

Originally Posted by Mertron

alternate explanation: they found a male crocodile by accident, and male crocodiles don't do the gay

Most likely scenario.

**Anoat** · 2016-12-13 14:17

To be fair you can't really tell until you are in the cloaca, and by that point it's too late, you already fucking that crocodile.

**Melena** · 2016-12-13 14:21

Originally Posted by dasva

Ok I'll bite. What exactly does raping a crocodile cure other than some stupid in the gene pool?

I think the Crocodile did enough of that already.

**TheDirtyHobo** · 2016-12-13 14:32

Good joke, very original, definitely wasn't already made 7 posts ago.

Reminds me of this

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