Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

[Mertron]

Bachelor in Paradise shut down amid concerns of misconduct between two of the contestants

Basically what is coming out is that two of the contestants got drunk and had sex in a pool but they both were too drunk to consent. One side of the story says that the woman threw herself at the guy, got naked and started shoving her ass in his face. Her side was that she was too drunk to consent to having sex. Sadly, a lot of people feel she is crying wolf because she has a bf and is trying to deflect blame, but apparently there is video of the whole incident because the production crew had the cameras rolling the whole time.

i laughed a couple times during this post

[Xantavia]

What the fuck kind of superstition is that? Where does that idea come from?

I mean, I get that they think that witchdoctors are behind it to get organs and heads, but what makes the people doing the killings believe this to be true suddenly?

In racist response, bald black men in America do have gold in their heads. Gold teeth and grills are still a thing, right?

[Melena]

Dunno where else to put it, but god damn the tin foil on this twitter account is insane. Flat earth people are hilarious for all the wrong reasons.

https://twitter.com/FlatEarthReal

[Mertron]

Dunno where else to put it, but god damn the tin foil on this twitter account is insane. Flat earth people are hilarious for all the wrong reasons.

https://twitter.com/FlatEarthReal

this is great

[Ksandra]

I refuse to believe that is anything but a troll account.


But yet I know that there are people who believe that shit.


smh

[dasva]

I refuse to believe that is anything but a troll account.


But yet I know that there are people who believe that shit.


smh

I have old acquaintances that unironically post Alex Jones. <.<.

Also from that feed

[Zetanio]

Wait is that not ironic?

[6souls]

Racist Canadian woman goes off for there not being any White Doctors in the clinic she can afford

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/articl...t-local-clinic

[Yuri-G]

that kid is fucked

[Faundrant]

Oh Florida.... Florida man shoots himself in the penis

[6souls]

Guy jumps to his death in an Inactive Volcano in Hawaii after losing his job at a California Whole Foods
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40573671

[Faundrant]

Man trapped in ATM slips handwritten "please help" notes through receipt slot

After completing transactions, customers were shocked to find alarming handwritten notes popping out of the receipt slot. Each note had a similar message, "Please help. I'm stuck in here and I don't have my phone. Please call my boss at 210-***-****."

[Outlaw]

Winnie the Pooh censored in China.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/winnie-t...g-comparisons/

lol!

[Anoat]

In appropriate news for this thread's title, Disney has fired the guy who voiced and performed Kermit The Frog for the last 27 years, essentially since Jim Henson's death.

[dasva]

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/17/a...ey-firing.html

Sounds like he was being a huge jerk off screen

[Xno Kappa]

The juice is loose.

[Mertron]

florida man

https://www.google.com/amp/jalopnik....1797086979/amp

guy gets mad at AT&T trucks by his property fixing a power line, tells them to move. proceeds to shoot their tires out

[Lucki]

Teens Laugh At Drowning Disabled Man In Disturbing Video

https://www.yahoo.com/news/apos-oh-j...042015634.html

[Kalmado]

Teens Laugh At Drowning Disabled Man In Disturbing Video

https://www.yahoo.com/news/apos-oh-j...042015634.html

This legitimately makes me sad.

[Meph]

can they do a seinfeld and file a "Duty to rescue"-complaint?