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  1. #6841
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marootsoobutsu View Post
    "The law defines “no significant risk” as a level of exposure that would cause no more than 1 extra case of cancer in 100,000 people over a 70-year lifetime"


    .002% rate? Holy freaking damn, how do you even get to statistical likelihood with that kind of a sample size? How do you even remove genetic variables to account for that kind of variance?
    Probably really ridiculous consideingr no one is doing an actual 70 year study especially on all 1000 things which is being added too all the time. So likely would have to extrapolate from a shorter time period and even smaller rate. Then probably even worse since all math related to cancer rates in anything to do with policy tends to be purposefully high even when it's been proven wrong a lot

    On to other news. Not too wtf but happened like a mile away from my home. Man with 4 times the legal limit gets into 6 separate crashes hitting multiple vehicles and a traffic sign before civilian bystanders break his window and take his keys

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    BERLIN (AP) — A German court has ordered a donkey’s owners to pony up 5,800 euros ($6,800) to the driver of a pricey McLaren sports car to cover damage caused when the animal chomped the backside of the vehicle.

    Police said that Vitus the donkey may have mistaken the orange McLaren parked next to his enclosure as a giant carrot when he bit the back, damaging the paint and a carbon-fiber piece.
    https://apnews.com/f8a9119a36e14b6a9...um=AP_Oddities

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    Peacocks in my neighborhood see their reflection in shiny black car doors and get aggressive, pecking the hell out of them.

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    ah man peacocks are annoying as fuck

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    donkeys live a long time. none of you has ever seen a dead donkey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    donkeys live a long time. none of you has ever seen a dead donkey
    ...wow I never have lmao

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    http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/fe...rticle/2636046

    A teenager from Iowa just received a letter from the Federal Election Commission warning him of possible crimes over his registering as a candidate for the 2016 presidential election under the fake name "Deez Nuts."

    "It has come to the attention of the Federal Election Commission that you may have failed to include the true, correct, or complete committee name, candidate name, custodian of records information, treasurer information, and bank information," the commission wrote to Brady Olson in a letter dated Sept. 27.

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    http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-w...times-we-think

    Fish rained from the sky in Tampico, Mexico on Tuesday morning.

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    No Virgina there isn't a Santa Claus. He's dead.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017...-santa-clauss/

    From a Archaeologists perspective this is kinda cool though.

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    Faribault, MN Man fakes having Cancer, Sets Up Fundraiser, Spends the Donations on Clash of Clans
    http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2017/1...cer-donations/

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    It's finally happening!!!! God help us all!!!!

    "Aggressive" turkeys becoming a problem in Massachusetts, police warn
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    Well the Miss Piggy title got real relevant.

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    Death by second-hand obesity.

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    If she loses weight before the trial, is it destroying evidence?

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    Spoiler: show


    First thing I thought of while reading this.

    BRB going to hell.

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    I thought of this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeb View Post
    I thought of this
    Reminds me how hard they tried to kill off that show prematurely with the way they shoved the nephew's antics down everyone's throat every week.

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