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[Darkslitter]

And monitor them 24/7?

cause you totally need to do that at age 11 to make them not watching so much porn it could be considered an addiction

[Omniyoji]

Define porn though...

Sear's Catalogue lol

[Kerberoz]

Those are symptoms of puberty, not symptoms of too much porn. I know about too much porn, and no 11-year-old could ever hope to achieve it.

[Kuya]

even dsl in my room was never truly enough

[Seanr]

Sear's Catalogue lol

Lol, yea, but I meant, define it it's most basic form, it something erotic that arouses you, people aren't only aroused by human tits and ass(and penis if your into that), take away the boys computer porn with real people, he's either gonna be undressing people with his eyes in real life or turn to animals and furniture.

Those are symptoms of puberty, not symptoms of too much porn. I know about too much porn, and no 11-year-old could ever hope to achieve it.

i concur

[Darkslitter]

most likely lol

[BaneTheBrawler]

I have an invisible device that has uncounted gigabytes of porn on it. It has instant 3-d playback and an amazing feature where I can actually change the women as I see fit.

It's called my imagination, and it's awesome.

[Ragnus]

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp...01588b748be.31

Saudi boy, 4, 'kills father over PlayStation'
(AFP) – 8 hours ago
RIYADH — An angry four-year-old Saudi boy shot and killed his father for refusing to buy him a PlayStation, Saudi media reported on Monday.
The Asharq daily, citing police in the southern Jizan area, said the child, aged four years and seven months, grabbed his father's pistol and shot him in the head.
According to the newspaper, the child had asked his father to buy him a PlayStation and the shooting took place after the man returned home without the desired object.
As he was undressing, the man put the weapon down, which the child then grabbed and fired at him from close range.

[Qalbert]

Shouldn't have put down his weapon in a Killzone.

[Salodin]

Soooooo many off color comments I can make...but I'm too afraid to make them =(

[Draygon]

Shouldn't have put down his weapon in a Killzone.

[Kuya]

I have an invisible device that has uncounted gigabytes of porn on it. It has instant 3-d playback and an amazing feature where I can actually change the women as I see fit.

It's called my imagination, and it's awesome.

You poor thing

[MaachaQ]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1446441.html

Kidney Transplant Donor Debbie Stevens Reportedly Fired From Job After Donating Kidney To Boss

After donating her kidney to her boss, Jackie Brucia, 61, (pictured), Debbie Stevens, 47, was allegedly fired from her job.

After giving the gift of life, a New York mom received her worst nightmare in return.

To help her boss move up the transplant waiting list, Debbie Stevens, 47, donated her kidney to a man in Missouri, enabling her employer to secure a perfect match from someone in San Francisco, the New York Post reported Monday in an exclusive story.

Stevens told the New York Post that her boss, Jackie Brucia, 61, put the pressure on for her to return to work soon after the procedure even though she didn’t feel well enough. Once Stevens came back to her job at the Atlantic Automotive Group (AAG) in September, the divorced mother says that she lost her overtime pay and was demoted to a dealership 50 miles from her home.

After lawyers wrote a letter to the company, Stevens was allegedly fired.

“I decided to become a kidney donor to my boss, and she took my heart,’’ Stevens told the news outlet.

Brucia’s company declined to offer a comment to the Post, but has played an active role in raising awareness for organ donation in the past.

Back in November, AAG sponsored an event in West Islip, N.Y. to raise money for the National Kidney Registry, a leading kidney donation network, according to West Islip Patch. Brucia played a key role in connecting her company with the organization.

"Atlantic is sponsoring this because I've been involved with the Kidney Registry for the past couple of years," Brucia told West Islip Patch. "I asked my bosses if we could do a fundraiser, and we got all of our employees, vendors and friends to come."

The high-end event boasted cocktails, dinner, big-ticket auction items and was expected to raise $100,000 for the nonprofit that is hoping to facilitate 1,000 transplants a year, the news outlet reports.

Though Brucia has ardently supported the National Kidney Registry, Stevens says she hasn't seen any compassion from her boss.

Stevens’ lawyer told the Post that he plans to file a discrimination lawsuit against AAG.

[Cail]

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/jq8...0811_wmain.jpg

It turns out that tearing through the atmosphere at 20 times the speed of sound is bad for the skin, even if you're a super high-tech aircraft developed by the government's best engineers at its far-out research agency.

DARPA, the Defense Advanced Research Project Agency, has made public its best guess about what might have caused its unmanned arrowhead-shaped Hypersonic Technology Vehicle (HTV-2) to suddenly lose contact and crash in the Pacific just a few minutes after slicing through the sky at Mach 20 last August: it was going so fast its skin peeled off.

After an eight-month investigation, DARPA concluded that even though the HTV-2 was expected to lose some of its skin mid-flight, "larger than anticipated portions of the vehicle's skin peeled from the aerostructure," the agency said in a statement Friday.

The agency said it expected the HTV-2, which goes so fast it can make the commute from New York to Los Angeles in 12 minutes, to experience "impulsive shock waves" at such speeds, but shocks it experienced last August were "more than 100 times what the vehicle was designed to withstand."

While the test was very public, the details of the HTV-2's design, stability system and potential purpose remain highly classified.

Two months after DARPA's test, the Army tested its own hypersonic aircraft - this one a long-range weapon system called the Advanced Hypersonic Weapon (AHW) designed to strike any target in the world in just a couple hours.

[Salodin]

the Advanced Hypersonic Weapon (AHW) designed to strike any target in the world in just a couple hours.

Wtf, and wow.

[BaneTheBrawler]

You poor thing

Oh don't worry, I have the internet too. I save my imagination for places the internet can't reach, like the shower, or my car.

[hey]

Oh don't worry, I have the internet too. I save my imagination for places the internet can't reach, like the shower, or my car.

You don't have internet access in your shower?

I'm sorry.

[BaneTheBrawler]

hah. I suppose I do, but there's only one device that's water-proof enough, and alas, my brain can't connect to my wifi yet.

Can't wait for some GITS-type cybernetics.

[Kerberoz]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/17769677

'Eggless' chick laid by hen in Sri Lanka

A Sri Lanka hen has given birth to a chick without an egg, in a new twist on the age-old question of whether the chicken or the egg came first.

Instead of passing out of the hen's body and being incubated outside, the egg was incubated in the hen for 21 days and then hatched inside the hen.

The chick is fully formed and healthy, although the mother has died.

The government veterinary officer in the area said he had never seen anything like it before.

PR Yapa, the chief veterinary officer of Welimada, where it took place, examined the hen's carcass.

He found that the fertilised egg had developed within the hen's reproductive system, but stayed inside the hen's body until it hatched.

A post-mortem conducted on the hen's body concluded that it died of internal wounds.

The BBC's Charles Haviland in Colombo says that the story has made headlines in Sri Lanka, with the Sri Lankan Daily Mirror's concluding: "The chicken came first; not the egg."

[Sepukku]

Amazing. I'm going to cite this like the next 10 times I come across this conundrum comparison by other individuals in my life.