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[Celeste]

I fucking hate unicorns. Shit everywhere.

[Pirian]

Where can I sign that petition?

[Cail]

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The Royal Norwegian Navy has put up a secret, mountainside submarine base for sale... and judging by what it looks like, it would work both as a superhero hideout and as a supervillain lair.

Officially called the Olavsvern Naval Base, the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) spent $494 million building it back in 1967.

But don't let that amount deter you from dreaming about owning this clandestine base, superheroes- and supervillains-wannabe: the Navy is selling it for the low, low price of $17.3 million.
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The full above-ground space measures 13,500 square meters, including the opening at the side of the mountain. It's the 25,000-square meter space within the mountain that makes it oh-so-interesting, though. While you'll find mundane rooms like ordinary offices inside the property, it also has a dry dock for submarines and boats as well as a tunnel system, because no hideout or lair is ever complete without them.
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The Olavsvern base is steeped in history, having been used by NATO and the Norwegian Navy for a span of 50 years. It also served as the headquarters for the U.S. forces in the region during the Cold War.
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The military left the base completely in 2002, and it was turned into what's probably the most-intriguing (and expensive) storage room in existence.

do want

[Celeste]

OH MY GOD. I WANT. I NEED. URGHHH...

[Fievel]

What the fuck lol

[Acturus]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...r=Weird%20News

Kool-Aid Gun Fight Leads To Two Injuries In Detroit

Two Detroit teens have been wounded after a gunfight broke out over what eyewitnesses say was an argument over who makes the best Kool-Aid.

The beverage-based battle took place Tuesday night in the city's Brightmoor neighborhood in front of an abandoned school building, according to WJPK-TV.

"The initial argument, from my understanding, began over Kool-Aid," a witness told reporter Andrea Isom, who confirmed the story with Detroit officers.

The tongue-lashing increased in intensity until two of the men from the conflicting Kool-Aid crews started shooting each other.

However, neither shooter hit their intended mark, according to ImperfectParent.com, which reported that two innocent bystanders, both 17, were hit by the stray bullets.

One victim was struck in the wrist and the other got a bullet in the rear.

Both victims were taken to local hospitals to be treated for their injuries and both have since been released from the hospital.

Meanwhile, Detroit police are looking for the two shooting suspects, one of whom reportedly left the scene in a purple 2007 Impala.

Although Kool-Aid seems to be one of the least important reasons to fight someone, much less shoot them, arguments over the popular powdered drink are not unprecedented.

Earlier this month, a woman in Pahokee, Fla., was arrested for domestic assault after she had a fight with her brother because someone drank his Kool-Aid, the Palm Beach Post reported.

During the argument, the woman threw a vase at her brother, who was sitting on the porch.

The woman later told authorities that her brother was crazy and that he was upset because of the Kool-Aid while the brother said he was tired of his sister's disrespect.

Hotlinks to the original sources from the HuffPo link.

[Ragnus]

[Eurell]

Best part of that was the end. She threw a vase at him for drinking her Kool aid, then told police that He was the crazy one? lmfao

[BaneTheBrawler]

nah dude, it was his kool aid.

[Fievel]

God damn black people and their fucking kool-aid.

[JigglyJam]

God damn black people and their fucking kool-aid.

purple 2007 Impala

yup lol

[Tellahh]

Something ain't stirrin' the kool-aid, man...

[Cail]

if this leads to something, deserves own thread. for now, no.

Twenty-two percent of Americans think veteran rocker Bruce Springsteen should compose a new US national anthem to replace "The Star-Spangled Banner," suggests an online poll released Monday.

That's more than the 19 percent who think country legend Dolly Parton is up to the task, or the 18 percent who favor soulman Stevie Wonder, according to the poll for the CBS current affairs show "60 Minutes" and Vanity Fair magazine.

Eleven percent named venerable singer-songwriter Bob Dylan, 10 percent favor movie soundtrack composer John Williams, eight percent voted for rapper Jay-Z and five percent named pop diva Madonna.

Pollsters telephoned a random sample of 1,026 adults nationwide between April 27 and 30 for the poll, which had a margin of error of plus or minus three percentage points.

Based on a poem by Francis Scott Key describing the British naval bombardment of Fort McHenry in Baltimore, Maryland during the War of 1812, "The Star-Spangled Banner" has been the official US national anthem since 1931.

inb4 americans have dumb choices

[hey]

lol...

[Qalbert]

Anthem by Linkin Park (Skrillex remix)

[Ragnus]

Kool Aid shootouts, and possibly a Country/Heartland Music National Anthem.

http://i.minus.com/iibak1lkqLDYh.gif is totally appropriate. Anyone have any cool places to live?

[Cail]

the fact that, in that poll, 1/3 (basically) of people voted for dolly parton, jay-z, or madonna to write a new national anthem is just...honestly, cant think of the word/s but i hate it. John Williams would compose a sick NA.

[Cail]

A Tennessee man faces attempted murder charges after he allegedly shot his former roommate, a local TV meteorologist, with a crossbow and arrow.

Gerald D. Taylor, 53, is accused of breaking into the home he had shared with Robert William Batot, 43, in Johnson City, Tenn., and firing shots at him with both a crossbow and a 9 mm pistol, according to a report in the Johnson City Press.

Batot, who works as a meteorologist for WJHL, filed an order of protection against Taylor in May, asking the court to keep him away from the home they shared as well as from going to Batot's workplace, according to the report.

Batot apparently had an arrow sticking from his chest when police arrived. Taylor attempted to run away from the scene but was apprehended by police.

Taylor is also charged with aggravated burglary and violation of an order of protection.

In the order of protection, Batot said Taylor had slashed the tires on his car and put water in the gas tank, according to the report. Batot also said Taylor threatened to slander his name and kill Batot and then himself.

Batot, known on-air as Rob Williams, issued a statement on WJHL thanking the public for their concern. He says he is recovering with plans to return to the station soon.

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[Sepukku]

As if someone wanted to see if it was somehow possible for terrorists to hate America any more than they already do, someone suggests Madonna make our national anthem.

[Pirian]

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With a crossbow AND arrow?

Spoiler: show

All I can think about

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