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    you took it literally, which makes you beyond stupid. Leroy stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    not odon, odon is one of my favorite druggies; surprised to see you conscious this early in the day.

    Went to the bars last night and had to do the walk back to my place, been up since haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    you took it literally, which makes you beyond stupid. Leroy stupid.
    What would that make you? since you know, you added a figurative connotation to menstruation cycle.

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    FUUUUUU Giant rats eat two babies in South Africa townships in separate attacks



    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...=feeds-newsxml
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    Giant rats as big as cats have killed and eaten two babies in separate attacks in South Africa's squalid townships this week.
    Lunathi Dwadwa, three, was killed as she slept in her parent's shack in the Khayelitsha slum outside Cape Town and another girl was killed in Soweto township near Johannesburg the same day.
    Little Lunathi was sleeping on a makeshift bed on the floor of her family's breeze block and corrugated iron home on Sunday night when she died. Her puzzled parents didn't even hear her scream.
    When her mother discovered her lifeless body, she saw that her daughter's eyes had been gouged out.
    Bukiswa Dwadwa, 27, said: 'I can't forget how ugly my child looked after her eyes were ripped out.
    'She was eaten from her eyebrows to her cheeks, her other eye was hanging by a piece of flesh.'
    Her father Mncedisi Mokoena said police told him: 'Nothing could have done that but rats'
    And today police revealed that a baby girl died in the Soweto township when she was attacked by rats while her teenage mother was out with friends.
    'We were called to the scene of the death of an infant due to a rat attack on Monday morning at around 9am,' said police officer Bongani Mhlongo.
    'The mother of the child was arrested on charges of culpable homicide and negligence.'

    The deaths appear to be part of a spate of deadly rat attacks in the country.
    Last month, 77-year-old grandmother Nomathemba Joyi died after giant rats chewed off the right side of her face.

    Residents of South Africa's impoverished townships say the giant rats grow up to three-foot long, including their tails, and have front teeth over an inch long.
    The suspects in the baby attacks are believed to be African Giant Pouched Rats, a species only distantly related to UK rats, but native to sub-Saharan Africa - and the biggest in the world.
    They are nocturnal, omnivorous and can produce up to 50 young a year. Some tribal people breed them for food.
    They thrive in the townships' filthy conditions and feast on residents' uncollected rubbish

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    shouldn't have been tasting like cheese in a warzone?

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    Well i guess

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    she didnt see that coming, Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh


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    Seriously wtf =(

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    With things like these running around, it makes me wonder why they don't keep the cribs in the same room as the parents... I doubt a new parent would sleep deeply enough not to hear a big-ass rat coming in the room and start gnawing on a baby... ugh...

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    I am thoroughly amazed by this article.

    Cure for spreading aids epidemic? not some stupid medicine. Giant rats!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaachaQ View Post
    With things like these running around, it makes me wonder why they don't keep the cribs in the same room as the parents... I doubt a new parent would sleep deeply enough not to hear a big-ass rat coming in the room and start gnawing on a baby... ugh...
    Or, better yet, making sure the windows and doors are all closed tight. Call an exterminator if they think there's a nest of them under the house or something. It'll be pretty obvious if there's a hole in a wall or floorboard somewhere.

    Or keep a giant cat as a pet.

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    to be fair they are rarely seen this far outside the fire swamp

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    KEEP IT UP. YOU ARE DOING GODS WORK MY RAT FRIENDS.

    giant rats > aids

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khamsin View Post

    Or keep a giant cat as a pet.
    Instead of killing stray cats over here, why not send them over there. It will be an epic battle!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    KEEP IT UP. YOU ARE DOING GODS WORK MY RAT FRIENDS.

    giant rats > aids
    lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khamsin View Post
    Or, better yet, making sure the windows and doors are all closed tight. Call an exterminator if they think there's a nest of them under the house or something. It'll be pretty obvious if there's a hole in a wall or floorboard somewhere.
    Is this trolling?
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    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/...17_468x318.jpg
    This is where the rat attacks are happening. Setting the place on fire is a better solution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    to be fair they are rarely seen this far outside the fire swamp
    Giving this the attention it deserves.

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    At least they aren't blaming it on witches disguised as rats.

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    Dont these people have baby monitors what the fuck

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    are you in the mood for chinese food?

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