Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

[jmc]

Huh? To conceal yourself when you're robbing someone?

Unless I'm reading the story wrong, was he planning on robbing his mother?

Unless he just got home from a robbery.....

[Ragnus]

Teen kid tries to rob lady next door > Lady calls his dad next door > Dad confronts his kid in the act > Kid tries to assault his armed dad like a retard > Gets shot.

Sucks to be the dad but it sounds like the kid was too stupid to live.

[Cail]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...180154413.html

the onion, still the original troll. that, and people are still fucking stupid

[Silenka]

This is never surprising anymore. I wish it still was.

[myreality]

http://www.gossipcop.com/justin-bieb...izona-concert/


Justin Bieber kicked off his “Believe” tour on Saturday night in Glendale, Arizona, and must have had his own case of Bieber Fever — or something like that — because he vomited on stage.

Happens towards the end of the video.

[Salodin]

Rofllllllll

[Fievel]

Hahahaha

[Aurara]

Thats fucking awesome, lol.

[Kuishen]

The puking wasn't even the most disturbing part of that video. So because he became Usher's pet (which is nothing to be proud of) he thinks he's a black hip hop artist now? I don't even.

[myreality]

Forgot to add this.

After the show, the superstar tweeted, “Milk was a bad choice! Lol,” and “Great show.

Made my day.

[Guitarman]

RIVERTON, Ore. -- A Coos County man died last week while feeding animals on his farm near Riverton, and police said hogs had eaten most of his body by the time a family member found him.
Terry Vance Garner, 70, was last seen alive when he went to feed the animals at around 7:30 a.m. September 26, according to R. Paul Frasier of the Coos County Sheriff's Office. Several hours later a family member went to find him and discovered his dentures near the hog enclosure.
"Further searching of the enclosure revealed that Mr. Garner's body was in several pieces, with a great majority of the body having been consumed by the hogs," Frasier said.
The hogs weigh up to 700 pounds, and police received several reports that at least one was aggressive toward Garner in the past. But Frasier said investigators had yet to determine how Garner ended up on the ground.
"There are various scenarios being investigated, including that Mr. Garner had a health event such as a heart attack, which then put him in a position where the hogs could consume him," Frasier said.
Investigators were also looking into the possibility that one or more hogs knocked him to the ground and killed him.
The sheriff's office was also looking into foul play due to the unusual circumstances of the death. A forensic pathologist was not able to determine the cause of death, so the remains were turned over to a forensic anthropologist.

http://www.kgw.com/news/Oregon-man-d...172150931.html

[Ragnus]

The man eating pigs from Hannibal was the first thing I thought of.

[Howie Roary]

I don't remember a man who was eating pigs

[Melena]

So if we eat any bacon from Coos Bay, does that make us cannibals?

[Zeb]

http://www.kgw.com/news/Oregon-man-d...172150931.html

[Manako]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/1...n_1929241.html

A Chinese restaurant in Kentucky has been closed down by officials after roadkill was found inside its kitchen, reports say.

Last week, customers dining at Red Flower Chinese Restaurant in Williamsburg, Ky., reportedly spotted a dead deer stuffed inside a trash can that was dragged into the establishment's kitchen.

"It was really disturbing. There was actually a blood trail that they were mopping up behind the garbage can,” one customer told WTVR.com. "There was like a tail, and like a foot and leg sticking out of the garbage can and they wheeled it straight back into the kitchen."

Environmental health inspector Paul Lawson was soon called in to verify this gruesome claim.

According to WTVR.com, Lawson said that when he entered the restaurant's kitchen, he stumbled upon "the craziest thing he's ever seen ."

"Upon arrival, I confirmed they did have a deer carcass in the facility,” he said.

Lawson told Lex18.com that the animal "had already been gutted" by the time he arrived, which raised "many health and illness" concerns.


Officials say the restaurant owner's son admitted to bringing the deer -- which had allegedly been roadkill found along Interstate 75 -- "into the kitchen of the restaurant in order to clean and dress it ," Lex18.com reports.

The restaurant was immediately shut down and the owner's son was cited for having a "white-tailed deer without a tag ."

“They said they didn’t know that they weren’t allowed to,” Lawson said, adding that he was concerned this may not have been the first time that the restaurant has brought roadkill onto its premises.

According to WTVR.com, the owners of the restaurant told Lawson that they had intended "to take the deer home and hadn't planned to serve it to a customer ."

But this was little consolation to some patrons.

"I don't think I'll ever eat Chinese food ever again," said one customer who says she was dining at the restaurant when the deer carcass was hauled in.

Lawson said the restaurant will be allowed to reopen after an inspection proves that it has been completely cleaned and sanitized, WYMT reports.

Though some customers of this Kentucky restaurant were thoroughly repulsed by the thought of a roadkill feast, dead animals peeled off the tarmac is the food of choice for some daring diners. According to an earlier report by The Huffington Post, a U.K. man named Jonathan McGowan has been living off roadkill for more than three decades.

In the United States, it is legal in some states to harvest roadkill for personal use -- whether that be for the dead animals' pelt or for food.

[Fievel]

Typical Kentucky.

[Nightfyre]

Typical Kentucky.

100% seriously this. If anything I'm more surprised somebody flipped out over it, wonder if they were from another state.

[Silenka]

Not just the fact that it was Kentucky, but also the fact that it was a Chinese restaurant. Double whammy in the "unsurprsing" department if you ask me.

[Tekki]

The University of Tennessee had quite the scandal last week when a member of the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity was accused of butt chugging wine. The alleged butt chugger was hospitalized with a reported .4 BAC, and the fraternity was eventually suspended. Today, the entire fraternity held a press conference to deny accusations that the accused butt chugger, Alexander P. Broughton, actually butt chugged any wine.

As Outkick the Coverage notes, it's hard to determine which part is the funniest/most shameful for the fraternity and their lawyer, Daniel McGehee. But I'm going to go with the part where, within the first two minutes, McGehee adamantly denies that that the alleged butt chugger is gay.

"Mr. Broughton denies each and every allegation whatsoever that has been infered that he may have been a gay man. He is a straight man. And he thinks the idea and concept of butt chugging is repulsive."

Whatever you say, McGehee. He then goes on to accuse the University of Tennessee, the police and the media of being irresponsible. "Shame on you for reporting lies about my client."

He also says butt chugging is two words, which is debatable.

All the while, the rest of the fraternity stands there in the back, very stoic, as if they were at a funeral or something. How they managed not to laugh at every mention of butt chugging is beyond me.

The whole video is amazing. Watch below.

http://bcove.me/nw3tq2ad