Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

[Tyche]

What makes the video so much more awesome was him throwing the bitch out face first after going Sub-Zero on her chin.

[Eurell]

Seriously, where's the 'She wants to act like a man, Im gonna treat her like a man' thread?

[Cleverness]

I like her response to it, where apparently she forgets the whole parts before it where she is also yapping off at him dropping n bombs, then puts his hand on him clearly. He never even said "I'll fuck you up", he's talking about getting his granddaughter down because he doesn't seem the type to put his hands on a woman just because she is acting like trash. Then she pushes him and he delivers righteous justice. Reporter even asks her if she touched him and she says she can't talk about it, has to speak with her lawyer...while the news station immediately cuts to a recording from the back of the bus that clearly shows her shoving him.

Alot of young kids like to mess with adults like that thinking they won't do anything back because it's fun to them, hopefully that pop in the face will teach her some respect. I've seen and read of people who have died over much sillier things here in NYC and other areas that I can't fathom why these ghetto people still walk around with such an entitlement thinking they run things and have no respect for order, so they can look good infront of total strangers. If he was a dick first then whatever, it's not the first time a transportation worker has been a total dick, ignore it and pay your money and sit down. You escalate the situation and someone is liable to go Street Fighter on you.

Also I am totally for this getting it's own thread.

[Rhinox]

here

http://www.bluegartr.com/threads/113...nds-on-a-woman

[MaachaQ]

Not sure how much cverage this is getting outside of Korea, it's a really big deal here because of some of the details coming out...

http://view.koreaherald.com/kh/view....20121012000896

N.K. soldier deserted for fear of retaliation from boss: lawmaker

The North Korean soldier who crossed the heavily armed border to defect to South Korea last week has stated that he ran away for fear of retaliation after assaulting his superior, a South Korean lawmaker said Friday.

Jo Seong-jik, commander of the front-line unit where the defector first showed up after crossing the border on Oct. 2, quoted the soldier as saying that, Rep. Kim Jin-pyo of the main opposition Democratic United Party (DUP), told reporters.

Kim was one of the seven ruling and opposition lawmakers who visited the front-line unit in Goseong, Gangwon Province, to check the border defense system and receive briefings on what happened on the day of crossing as members of the parliamentary defense committee.

The incident has prompted criticism of the military's surveillance capabilities after the initial military report that the North Korean soldier was spotted on a surveillance camera before being taken into custody was proved wrong.

But it was revealed later in a National Assembly audit that the military was unaware of the defector's presence until he knocked on the door of the barracks to tell the troops there he was defecting.

"Lee knocked on the window of a guard post of our military at 11:15 p.m. on Oct. 2, and a staff sergeant surnamed Song who was inside the post heard this," Jo said. "Song then went out together with the chief of the post, took into custody the North Korean soldier who was five to six meters ahead and wrote a report on what happened, sitting him on a chair."

Regarding speculation over the absence of surveillance camera footage from the time, Jo said an investigation by a team of experts found that the camera was not working at the time of the incident and there was no proof of deletion.

There has been speculation the military might have deleted it an attempt to cover up the mistake.

"Traces are left when the taped video is deleted," a military police officer said, adding that the military will keep the surveillance camera for additional investigation by civilian experts.

Though defection across the border is considered rare, two other soldiers from the communist nation have made their way across the heavily armed border this year alone.

Just four days after the Oct. 2 defection, an 18-year-old solider defected Saturday after reportedly shooting two of his officers to death. Earlier, a third North Korean soldier crossed the land border into the South on Aug. 17, waving a white flag, an international symbol of capitulation.

The two Koreas remain technically at war as the 1950-53 Korean War ended in a truce, not a peace treaty. (Yonhap News)

There's also a story that came out about a defection 4 years ago where the defecting guy was an officer, and he wasn't noticed by the SK guards until after he'd fired a gun into the air and then knocked on the door of the guard post. Many are now questioning the compulsory military service, since some guys just go through the motions until their 2 years are finished. There are also stories of people faking injuries to get out of service, like a guy who had a friend hit him with a car and videotaped it >.>

[Mazmaz]

It's cause they all look the same.

[MaachaQ]

Ouch...

http://www.dailynews.com/ci_21758094

Bumble Bee tuna plant employee dies after accidentally being cooked in oven
By Brian Day

Bumble Bee Seafood
The front of Bumble Bee Seafoods in Santa Fe Springs on Friday October 12, 2012. The incident took place about shortly before 7 a.m. and the initial investigation indicated that, "he was fatally injured when he was cooked in an oven," California Division of Occupational Safety and Health spokeswoman Erika Monterroza said. (Keith Durflinger/Staff Photographer)

SANTA FE SPRINGS - A seafood plant employee died Thursday after he was cooked in an oven in an industrial accident, authorities said Friday.

Bumble Bee Foods officials identified the man as Jose Melena, a 6-year employee of the business.

He was 62 years old, according to Whittier police.

The incident took place shortly before 7 a.m. at Bumble Bee Foods, 13100 Arctic Circle, Whittier police officials said in a written statement.

The initial investigation indicated that, "he was fatally injured when he was cooked in an oven," California Division of Occupational Safety and Health spokeswoman Erika Monterroza said. Cal-OSHA has launched an investigation into the the circumstances of what officials are calling an accident.

The cooking device that injured the man was described in coroner's documents as a "steamer machine," Dietz said.

It was unclear how the man ended up inside the industrial cooker.

"This is a horrendous tragedy," Monterroza said.

Rescuers who responded to a 9-1-1 call pronounced the man dead at the scene, police said.

In a written statement, Bumble Bee Foods vice president of human resources Pat Menke expressed condolences to Melena's family.

"The entire Bumble Bee Foods family is saddened by the tragic loss of our colleague, and our thoughts and prayers are with the Melena family," he said.

"Operations at Bumble Bee Foods' Santa Fe Springs processing plant
have been suspended since yesterday morning to allow for a thorough investigation," Menke said. "We expect to be able to resume operations on Monday."

By OSHA policy, an investigation is to be completed within six months, Monterroza said. It will include visits to the tuna-canning plant, extensive interviews and a review of company safety documentation.

"Once all of the facts are gathered, at that point, a determination will be made if California health and safety regulations were violated," she said.

A finding of violations would result in civil penalties assessed against the employer, Monterroza said. The Los Angeles County District Attorney's office will determine whether criminal charges are warranted.

[arus2001]

Bumblebee tuna?!

[Kerberoz]

Bumblebee tuna?!

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[BaneTheBrawler]

I wish they'd be more descriptive about the oven. When I worked at a nearby factory, there was a huge walk-in oven that we used to bake the paint onto the fiberglass panels we made. It would be really easy to get stuck in there, if someone weren't paying attention. We had a system in place to prevent it, in fact: no one was allowed to enter the oven unless there was at least one person standing outside watching them. Sometimes there would only be one of us out there, though, so every now and then the rules got broken. So if it were an oven similar to that, I could see it happening "naturally." A tiny little oven used for food etc... dafuq?

[Cail]

BUENOS AIRES (Reuters) - Argentina replaced its navy chief on Monday as it investigates the seizure of a frigate in Ghana by bondholders who say they will not release the vessel until the South American country repays money owed them after its 2002 debt default.

The Libertad, a training frigate with some 300 crew on board, was detained in the Ghanaian port of Tema on October 2 under a court order obtained by NML Capital Ltd, an affiliate of investment firm Elliott Management.

The firm says Argentina owes it over $300 million on defaulted debt and it will only release the ship if the country pays it at least $20 million.

The Defense Ministry replaced navy chief Carlos Alberto Paz soon after removing two other senior officials as part of a probe into who was responsible for the ill-fated decision to stop in Ghana, a Ministry statement said.

President Cristina Fernandez's government has condemned the ship's detention, saying it could not be targeted by creditors due to its military nature. A Ghanaian court ruled that Argentina forfeited such immunities when it issued the bonds.

Fernandez dispatched several senior officials to Accra to resolve the stand-off as recriminations mount over why Ghana was included on the vessel's tour of the region.

Argentina declared a massive sovereign default a decade ago at the height of an economic crisis and now faces a raft of lawsuits in U.S. courts by so-called holdout bondholders seeking state asset freezes to recover the value of defaulted bonds.

The bondholders, which the Argentine government calls vulture funds, normally target foreign bank accounts held by state-run companies or government agencies.

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[Kerberoz]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20025626

L'Aquila quake: Italy scientists guilty of manslaughter

Six Italian scientists and an ex-government official have been sentenced to six years in prison over the 2009 deadly earthquake in L'Aquila.

A regional court found them guilty of multiple manslaughter.

Prosecutors said the defendants gave a falsely reassuring statement before the quake, while the defence maintained there was no way to predict major quakes.

I really wish this was an Onion story...

[Qalbert]

http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-...190228288.html

A Cineworld movie theater in Nottingham, U.K. experienced an unfortunate snafu, when instead of screening "Madagascar 3" to an auditorium full of kids, it accidentally projected "Paranormal Activity 4" on the silver screen. Chaos ensued.
According to a blog from Yahoo! Movies U.K., the parents grabbed their kids and ran from the theater. They suspected something was amiss when the opening scene of "Paranormal Activity 4" featured (SPOILER ALERT) a corpse hurtling toward the camera. The little kids, who were expecting sassy penguins and talking zebras, weren't amused.
Natasha Lewis of Bulwell in Nottingham, who took her 8-year-old son Dylan to see talking animated animals, said the unexpected horror movie scene was "enough to make grown men jump, so you can imagine the terror in these young faces."
She continued: "Everybody just scrambled for the exits, all you could hear were children crying and screaming. Everyone was very upset. I've watched a few horror films in my time but the 'Paranormal Activity' films are the scariest since 'The Exorcist'. It was only about two minutes worth of the film but it was enough to scar them for life. There were parents and kids in there, including some children who were younger than Dylan."
The movie theater apologized for the error, refunded ticket costs, and later screened the real "Madagascar 3" for the folks who stuck around. A spokesperson said, "We take matters such as this very seriously and are currently working with technicians to ensure this does not happen again."

[Tajin]

Well in a few years time I will be able to claim that island for my own, just gotta bring some real horror flicks and a projector.

[Mazmaz]

Mandatory

[Tajin]

Holy mother fucking lol, it is specially funny because my dumbass brother was just watching this on sunday and was enjoying the film, while I was shouting my guts out at how awful that shit is.

[Salodin]

Story could only be better if they showed the last 45seconds of the film instead of the opening scene. Fuck, the amount of children that would grow up fucked in the head...

[Hatedregret]

I was forced to watch every single video by those guys. I thank you for a fuckton of laughs Maz.

[Mazmaz]

I know right? I wish there were more.

[Kerberoz]

NY court: Lap dances are not art and are taxable

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/...647ad8fa2a8912