Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

[arus2001]

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.ph...arshmallowHell

I want my hour back.

[hey]

I want my hour back.

Only one hour? You got off easy.

[arus2001]

I was in it mainly for boob-related funniez, so I maintained some level of discipline while browsing.

[Cail]

Careful what you wear on a plane.

Wynand Mullins of New Zealand told Stuff Magazine that he was asked to remove his T-shirt because other airline passengers found it intimidating.

And, yes, we suppose if one weren't familiar with "The Princess Bride," seeing a shirt that reads, "Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die," might be a little alarming, especially on board a plane. But in Mullins's defense: Who the heck hasn't seen "The Princess Bride"?

For the two or three of you who haven't, the movie features a character named Inigo Montoya, played by Mandy Patinkin of "Homeland." After seeing his father killed by an evil, six-fingered man, Montoya vows that when he crosses paths with the fiend, he will say, well, exactly what was printed on Mullins's T-shirt. (Spoiler alert: At the end of the movie, Montoya does find the fiend, and he says his line over and over. It's awesome.)

Mullins explained to Stuff that a flight attendant had approached him before takeoff and asked that he put on a different shirt due to some concerned passengers. Mullins told Stuff:

I thought it was all a bit silly. The person next to me was laughing, because they knew the movie.

The flight attended apparently told Mullins she would attempt to find him another shirt, but never did, so the T-shirt stayed on. "I wouldn't be surprised if they had someone watching me the whole time," Mullins said. "The whole experience was a bit over the top, but also a bit comical."

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[Tajin]

Paranoid fuckers, jeez

[Brill Weave]

.

YOU MOTHER FUCKER!

[Melena]

YOU MOTHER FUCKER!

Rofl who changed cail's title to a.?

[Tricen]

http://www.winknews.com/Lights-Siren...s#.UQA8hyfAd8E

Spoiler: show

After defecating near the front door, Bruni attempted to steal a 72-inch television, breaking the screen in the process.

Bruni then ran into the victims' son's room and began jumping on the bed. The victims told deputies Bruni was also rubbing clothing all over his face.

In fear of her life, one of the victims fired three rounds from her revolver. Missed by gunfire, Bruni began masturbating on the living room floor.

When deputies arrived, they detained Bruni on the ground. The suspect got up at one point after distracting police by spitting water at them that he had sucked off the ground from a wet/dry vacuum that he had spilled earlier during his rampage. One officer warned Bruni to get on the ground before utilizing his taser, striking Bruni in the back.

[Gokulo]

W... wh... what?

[Tricen]

It sounds like a comic from that one fucked up site lol

[Melena]

Inb4 bathsalts made him do this. I mean seriously, who decides to masturbate after getting shot at?

[Milkster]

Inb4 bathsalts made him do this. I mean seriously, who decides to masturbate after getting shot at?

[RKenshin]

Am I the only one whose mind was just blown over the fact that Inigo Montoya is Saul in Homeland?

[Lucki]

No, you were not.

[BadKarma]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...d-news_top_art

Wat

[Kerberoz]

Miner finds pieces of mining equipment in the stuff he was mining... therefore aliens.

[Brill Weave]

Miner finds pieces of mining equipment in the stuff he was mining... therefore aliens.

Duh Protheans

[Guitarman]

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[6souls]

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[Hatedregret]

People, please beat your damn children.