Terrible Division Round 1: Mertron vs. Derock

[Antithesis]

Oh, fat jokes are funny now?

Holy fucking lol.

[Mertron]

full disclosure: I don't think Derock is as shitty as everyone says he is, but Mertghetti has made me laugh really fucking hard, like, a lot

my favorite rule to make when playing drinking games like kings where you get to make rules is the "nothing is funny" rule, where if you laugh you drink

unfortunately 5 minutes later everyone is like fuck that rule

[Mertron]

very important though, its not called the "no laughing rule", it must be called the "nothing is funny" rule

NOTHING IS FUNNY

[Blarg]

does that mean someone can't make a joke because making the joke is admitting that what you are saying is funny?

[Callisto]

my favorite rule to make when playing drinking games like kings where you get to make rules is the "nothing is funny" rule, where if you laugh you drink

unfortunately 5 minutes later everyone is like fuck that rule

must be a fun game til all your friends die of liver cirrhosis

[Qalbert]

lol

[Mertron]

must be a fun game til all your friends die of liver cirrhosis

this is why im very lonely

[Rocl]

i wish i could be the fool from king lear when i grow up

[Rocl]

How does it feel to know that you're out in the same round as I am? Because it tastes delicious to me.

I admit I cared for about 5 minutes today if I won/lost. At the very least, I can take solace in knowing that I did not lose as badly as you, and that I was a legitimate choice on the ballot!

[Mertron]

sometimes i am whipped for holding my peace HA HA HA HA MASTURBATION JOKES

[Rocl]

lol

All I'm saying is; more than half the normal votes are in and you're getting destroyed. Meanwhile my poll was like the more recent US presidential election, at least in terms of numbers, also Shiro is def half black and I am def a war veteran.

[Mertron]

king lear is going to be on broadway this summer, i either need to get a date or buy one of those giant female pillows i see those japanese people lugging around all the time, i assume they take them to plays and sleep on them during intermission

[Rocl]

i don't know why you were huffed about me voting for mert anyway

[Mertron]

rocl voted for me because i did not crash into any telephone poles while i was driving, normally i do that but my car doesnt have a passenger airbag

[Blarg]

you hung out with rocl in the reals?

[Blarg]

did you talk about books and stuff and how you pretend to like old literature to people on the internet but really you guys hate that and play videogames instead

[Mertron]

i did, and the whole time we hung out not once did he try to touch my weiner, i think he is pretend gay to get all the ladies

[Rocl]

but my car doesnt have a passenger airbag

i'm kind of glad i am finding this out now, because if you had told me whilst in the car, i would've been the most paranoid.

did you talk about books and stuff and how you pretend to like old literature to people on the internet but really you guys hate that and play videogames instead

i don't remember talking about books or video games too much

i did, and the whole time we hung out not once did he try to touch my weiner, i think he is pretend gay to get all the ladies

is your suspicion based on the fact i wouldn't answer most of the inquiries into my sex life

Never said that I was, mert is a pretty funny guy and I'd probably buy him a beer after he punched me in the face. Also, I know that you hate me for some reason I'm not aware of, which is cool because everyone is welcome to their own opinions, but it makes me more curious about how you got to your point of view rather than what you actually feel about me.

i don't know why people think i hate them, but ok, i hate you because of your stupid faggot face

[Mertron]

i'm kind of glad i am finding this out now, because if you had told me whilst in the car, i would've been the most paranoid.

actually my car does have a passenger airbag, but i took it out and replaced it with confetti and those snakes that pop out of tennis ball containers, so when i get in an accident the passenger has an awesome time before their brains are all over the place

[Rocl]

its true, i hate on a lot of people, but that doesn't mean i hate them. you gotta be on some really terrible shit for me to straight-up despise you