self employed

[Rocl]

rocl you could make myfamilyisfuckingcrazy.com probably. think texts from last night/highdeas/etc. MFIFC. free submits+community up/downvote system, snowball over time, add advertisements, monitor your shit....etc.

money flies out of my brain. if nobody makes that shit i will. maybe not same domain name but...that idea is fuckin gold right there.

that is actually kind of fucking brilliant

[Rocl]

did you fucking desert me in the three hours i went afk

[Rocl]

i am going to dessert the shit out of you the next time i see you post zalius

[Rocl]

hibernate through the morning

[Rocl]

PAH

[Sera]

rocl why do you tease me so

[Rocl]

thats it you fucking prick you think just because you're self-employed now you can roll in and roll out whenever the fuck you want, well fuck no what the fuck is your problem you know who works at home? fucking adam@home, you know what that means? you are garfield. i hope you fucking hate mondays. what the fuck robin williams has a beard on regis & kelly what the fuck that is so weird what the fuck he's old. oh god i'm old is that what's happening am i getting old oh my god in one week i will never be a teenager again you know what i dont know where my life is going i am going to graduate in three years with a bachelors in english lit and some fancy degree in teaching and THEN WHAT what what what how do i be an adult i have never not lived with family or at school well i guess that is normal is it normal i don't know sometimes i don't think i'm ready for when real life attacks i am a nothingmaster, a blue beard, and if i keep putting on weight, fatty tatties, augh life is a complicated thing and the world is a complicated place aaah what is this shit it's not like i'm particularly good at anything or have any talents or am special in anyway, i am pretty mediocre and average in every way, which is a major step up for the majority of everybody who struggles with being subpar, but really i can't even drive godddd i am a pretty pathetically poor person, well, mediocre, yes mediocre, gotta keep my self-esteem up, but really i mean i can't imagine myself in five years, and certainly not ten, and i don't really want to age over thirty years because well, you start getting really old and start looking weird and your body starts breaking and i mean my body is already breaking because i don't do shit about it but i'm trying now but i still think i might just kill myself the minute i realize i am old, you know what fuck that, who gives a shit, i will resort to prostitution if i have to, then again who'd pay to have sex with me qq but what i gotta do is get a sugar daddy, find a nice guy who isn't a train wreck aesthetically, shares similar interests, and makes enough money for us both to live off of, yes. not sayin' i'm a gold digger, just thought you should know, i don't feel comfortable saying nigga unless i'm surrounded by my jewish friends, donno why, i've also determined that i am very quite and reserved upon first meeting people, and then after we've coalesced into ONE FRIENDSHIP i'm absolutely belligerent, man, not a nice person at all, and i'm certainly not a sadist, definitely masochistic tendencies, if we're going down this marquis de sade route you know what fuck this shit fuck this shit, i'm gonna wear my slim fit jeans, my new boots that i am absolutely over the moon with, my dress shirts, hopefully those with a breast pocket because fuck man, do you know how useful a breast pocket is? its useful as shit, i cant think of a single thing i could put in my back pocket that i wouldn't in my breast pocket aside from my wallet, though my wallet is thin enough to slip in, but then that looks fucking weird, and don't put pens in there, ugh, i hate when i see people do that, to do it right you'd have to use a pocket protector and then you're just doing more harm than good i mean ok i get it you're a busy guy, you do a lot of writing but OH HELL TO THE NO RACHEL RAY? get the fuck out, i have to change this, ok i found 2001 a space odyssey, this is an acceptable background noise, but rachel ray? fuck no. fuck fuck fuck that bitch, her annoying voice, her disgusting food, her ugly face, that fucking bitch can stuff it. i've been writing this post for a while now, but its not like the old days because i've been stopping and starting, you can see i've posted in multiple threads other than this between my last response here and this response, i think sera might have been waiting for me to continue posting short burst posts in this thread but i decided i was long overdue for a rambling man by the allman brothers i mean what i don't think people is i invented this, merging forums, and the catch phrase "zing!" y'all niggas don't know oh man i said niggas again i am really not comfortable saying that word out loud especially with a hard R i think it is because of white guilt i also don't like kike but chink wetback etc are ok though i don't say those words because they have Ks in them and K is like my least favourite letter, i dont know why that's so, but my favourite letter is X, (or A) my favorite number 15 (or just 5 if we're going with the symbols), and my favourite symbol is the ampersand, my least favorite letter is K as previous stated, my least favourite number is 2 (i can't think of anything but a symbol answer for this one), and my least favourite symbol is @. oh my god my dog is snoring so loud its ADORABLE i keep getting distracted by other threads so i'm gonna stop this here and say why the fuck did my mom buy a shake weight, the worst is my 13 y.o brother makes jokes about it and i'm like YES WE KNOW, but i really don't want to imagine my mother jerking a guy off, because a) that's probably gonna be my dad because she met him at like 16 and was her "second boyfriend ever" and honestly, my mom is beginning to look like the crypt keeper a little, and it's sad because she keeps herself in shape (SHAKEWEIGHT) moreso than anyone else in the family but man her face is just going south, bad enough she's missing a large portion of her two front teeth (hackey accident) like you can see the INSIDE of the teeth or something idk its gross and from a distance it looks like she's missing them but she's not and jesus fucknuts what the canary cock am i even talking about anymore

[Rocl]

that's @zalius, not sera btw

[Conrad]

Hey, when did you get a hold of my diary

[Shiroikage]

feel free to drop me a line some time, rocl

[Rocl]

i'm a little unsure of what you're offering

[Shiroikage]

i guess pretty much anything but a warm hole

[Rocl]

i mean, despite what the initial lines say i am not all depressed

[Rocl]

i'm just more of a "ugh how do i grow up"

[Conrad]

i'm just more of a "ugh how do i grow up"

It's no better on the other side of a degree, unfortunately

[Shiroikage]

Rocl, if you want to grow up, you should absolutely not consider grad school in the humanities.

[Rocl]

yeah i don't imagine it is much better

[Rocl]

Rocl, if you want to grow up, you should absolutely not consider grad school in the humanities.

want is a funny word

I'd love to just live in the academic world forever, but unfortunately I am not rich or smart enough to do so

[Conrad]

I have one friend who went for a master's (in math) to avoid growing up, one who works at home for his mom because it's comfortable, and one who moved in with his gf and is unemployed and they are having a kid in a few months
There's also my model: dick around for a few months, fall into a temp job and work enough to get hired, and then be relatively financially secure but emotionally unfulfilled. I don't really recommend any of them.

[Rocl]

you do realize i'm essentially pursuing a career teaching high school or community college