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  1. 2011-03-08 15:32 #1
    Krye
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    Skipped Jury Duty To Make Sure I Win

    I don't give a FUCK
  2. 2011-03-08 15:44 #2
    Titanss
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    I missed it twice and they never did shit
  3. 2011-03-08 16:02 #3
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    I have never been asked D:
  4. 2011-03-08 16:03 #4
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    must be the last names. First it was Arabic, so they'd be afraid I'd bomb everyone who disagreed with me. Now it's a Spanish last name, so they must figure I can't speak any English.
  5. 2011-03-08 16:07 #5
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    I got out of jury duty for having a learning disability. I think I'm permanently exempt.
  6. 2011-03-08 16:15 #6
    Ragnell
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    what disability you got?
  7. 2011-03-08 16:25 #7
    Titanss
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    ADD
  8. 2011-03-08 16:39 #8
    Ragnell
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    Shit then them niggas can't call me I'll say I have Adhd
  9. 2011-03-08 16:46 #9
    Woozie
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    I do have ADD too, but that's not exactly what got me out of it. I don't really want to go further into detail. I'm mostly here to brag that I never have to worry about jury duty again.
  10. 2011-03-08 16:51 #10
    Titanss
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    when someone says they have a learning disability it is always add
  11. 2011-03-08 16:52 #11
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    i got a letter at my parents house like eight years ago saying i had jury duty, but i was living in a different county and thats pretty much an immediate get out of jail free card

    so now i never get mail sent to any place i move to, just keep getting shit sent to my parents house so i can perpetually get out of jury duty
  12. 2011-03-08 16:53 #12
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    I would prefer not to.
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    ive never been asked since that one time but it is good to know i have a system in place
  13. 2011-03-08 16:59 #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanss View Post
    when someone says they have a learning disability it is always add
    My mind went to dyslexia first
  14. 2011-03-08 17:00 #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woozie View Post
    I do have ADD too, but that's not exactly what got me out of it. I don't really want to go further into detail. I'm mostly here to brag that I never have to worry about jury duty again.
    You had a gang affiliation, we know.
  15. 2011-03-08 17:04 #15
    Ragnell
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odon View Post
    You had a gang affiliation, we know.
    I'll use that too
  16. 2011-03-08 17:24 #16
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    i'm in an add gang
  17. 2011-03-08 18:37 #17
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    here in canada there have only ever been 5 court cases so basically no one ever gets called
  18. 2011-03-08 18:39 #18
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    jury duty is like barely 90 minutes long, yeah I know pauly shore isn't great but what the fuck do you want like a medal because you gave up your movie time for this
  19. 2011-03-08 18:43 #19
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    I gave up Double Jeopardy to make sure Krye wins
  20. 2011-03-08 18:46 #20
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    Krye, you were doubting your victory?
    I am disappointed.
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