Snatch Division Finals: Lucienne vs. Isladar

[Conrad]

(I had to switch these to make my joke work. Shut up, nerds)

Wins votes with promises of pleasure

vs.

Wins votes with promises of pain

[Conrad]

Both of these candidates have campaign messages they'd wish to deliver, which I will do as soon as the other polls are up.

[Callisto]

by 'message' he means isladar requests that you put your head into a vice, and not loosen it until you've realized that not voting for her is bad for your health

[Conrad]

First, from Isladar, a message to her opponent:

http://i56.tinypic.com/2ilzjbo.png

And a lost campaign ad making its resurgence:

[Callisto]

let me know when the nipples come out

[Conrad]

And from Lucienne:

Hello spam,

youmadness 2011 has been a thrilling experience for us all. I am well aware that my ride to greatness might have hit hard metal this time, and while in the previous rounds I aimed to go down with class, I have chosen a slightly different approach this time.

http://i63.servimg.com/u/f63/14/03/18/70/vote210.jpg

Since there have been some questions regarding the wetness, of my hair obviously, I made sure to present a more authentic material this time.

As a token of my gratitude, I have decided to issue exclusive, custom made campaign pictures for my devoted voters.

Have you always dreamt of having your nick written across a pair of real, Czech breasts? (Or at least above them?) Now is your chance!

Send me a PM once your vote has been registered. Don't forget to mention:

Face of preference
(Choose between Elphaba face, Ivve face or Lucie face.)
Color of preference
(Both text color and outfit color)
Alternative bodyparts can be discussed.

Don't expect your campaign pictures before Sunday.

[Conrad]

And here...we...go.

[isladar]

You get what you pay for.

[Tetronimo]

Damn Isla's video was pretty metal, not gonna lie.

[Callisto]

anyone who invents a time machine, goes back 30 minutes, and votes for me, I will write your name in sharpie on my taint and post a picture

[Conrad]

anyone who invents a time machine, goes back 30 minutes, and votes for me, I will write your name in sharpie on my taint and post a picture

you stole this from raggy's playbook

[Caiyuo]

why am I just now seeing your mom and what the hell your mom is hot

[Callisto]

raggy's the black me so I just used the darker side of my own playbook

[Xajii]

Don't expect it before Sunday? Bitch I have a short attention span

Love ya Luci but but isladar has made me lol many more times than you have made me boner

[tyven]

OH LUCI, BE MINE

[Meat]

voting out of spite because this bitch took my ivve out

[Blarg]

I was ready to vote isla but luci's message got the blood pumping.. to my head.. the large head not the one on my neck you sickos.

[Blarg]

ivve face

naked
naked
naked

[Callisto]

Elphaba face, elphaba outfit, my name in red on your inner thigh.

MAKE IT SO

double vote if you get elphaba herself to do it

[Ivve]

if necessary, i will consider participating in isladar's campaign