Snatch Division Finals: Lucienne vs. Isladar

[Conrad]

Look Ryko takes fire safety very seriously.

He would have to under the circumstances.

[isladar]

we will carve a path through your decadence and impurity.

At which point we'll get super-comfy and look into initiating our own decadence and impurity, but with more of the killing stuff thrown in


oh and rending, I heart that

[isladar]

He would have to under the circumstances.

Under the circumstances oh you minx you

[Ryko]

Sup girl

[isladar]

Hello, darling, how have you been treated lately?

[Conrad]

That wasn't even a pun but in retrospect I'm rather glad that it turned out that way

[isladar]

maybe you should have put it in spoiler tags

[Zeith]

Oh no,

Spoiler: show

the milk

WHUM-WHUM-WA-WHUUUUUM

[Zeith]

Okay, admittedly, that was irredeemably terrible. Here's a better one, and topical!

[isladar]

WHUM-WHUM-WA-WHUUUUUM

[Qalbert]

I'll put your face in spoiler tags.

[Ryko]

Hello, darling, how have you been treated lately?

Eh i've had better but all in all just a lot of shakiness recently. Life goes on, had some bitchin mongolian beef last night and made a bunch of uncultured comments re: the picasso exhibit. Good times. How's you?

[Qalbert]

Spoiler: show

debated typing "your face" here but I fear the repercussions so instead I will just blather on about being an emasculated chickenshit

[isladar]

Eh i've had better but all in all just a lot of shakiness recently. Life goes on, had some bitchin mongolian beef last night and made a bunch of uncultured comments re: the picasso exhibit. Good times. How's you?

Been turning into Susie Homemaker with cooking, really really enjoying it. Roasted a chicken Wednesday night, made stock from the carcass, going to make chicken noodle soup tonight. Have peaches I'mma cobblerize later today as well. Still waiting for fresh fruit to come into season, sick of froze'd shit.

But really happy. Last eight months have been beyond good for me.

[Zeith]

I WENT TO THE DOCTOR TODAY, AND GUESS WHAT HE TOLD ME?

Spoiler: show

Actually he was like "Son, you should have a cobbler, no matter what you do."

[Ryko]

Been turning into Susie Homemaker with cooking, really really enjoying it. Roasted a chicken Wednesday night, made stock from the carcass, going to make chicken noodle soup tonight.

I'm trying to keep the flirting to a minimum and you throw out haymakers like this. How am I gonna stay disciplined?

I'm glad things have been pleasant for you though. You said something pretty helpful to me a few months back and I dunno if I ever responded but it has popped into my head a few times when I could really have used a good word. Thank you for that.

... but I ain't no bitch.

[isladar]

what are you talking about I am a cold bitch and ain't nice to anyone you must have some kind of crazy what is wrong with you

[Sera]

I want snatch bracket to take the championship. If Luci wins, it won't.
Isladar wins, it might.

[Ryko]

I probably made it up in one of my various fantasies about you.

Not anything sexual tbh, just you dropping niggas left and right and then turning to me and being like "nah you're okay" and just gliding off both in a feminine and super masculine manner.

Then I had to wonder if the latter made the whole thing gay.

[Ryko]

Snatch bracket isn't winning lol. This is some rebecca lobo shit in a world of lebrons and kobes.