The Official Forums: BG Edition

[Dathus]

Isla, I would let you do unspeakable things to me in any means necessary if I could get married to you. Between serving you fully and polishing your banhammer(giggidy), I would do anything.

Also, Auntie Isla = God of all Forums.

[Afrohatch]

i want to high five you so fucking bad omg

[BorkBorkBork]

I almost pissed myself reading that awesomeness

[Eeeks]

Does Isla have wandering minstrels regularly singing her praise?

If not, she needs a a few!

And if that's too Middle-Ages, I'm sure we can find a decent poet or two. They're everywhere!

By the way, I just got a suspension due to this post: Link.

I did not screenshot the original post, but the I think the part that got moderated was my statement that Rambus is among the least reliable sources of information among all posters on all FFXI forums. I do remember, though, that I asked him to stop quoting himself as a source. lol

[Tellahh]

PRAISE ISLA!

[Henihhi]

Yea EEks Rambus has been reporting everyone that even remotely calls him out for being a retard, even if they do it in a decently humane fashion. I got my suspension from tagging one of his threads with an "I hate this idea" tag lol. He is a crybaby and has found a place where he feels he can kick and scream with no repercussions.

[Yugl]

He got rocked in his own "WAHHHHH TAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGSSSSSSS" thread.

[Kensagaku]

x_x They might as well just nuke the thread... they nuked probably more than half the posts in there, ironically at least two of Rambus's own.

[Ticktick]

just report every one of rambus's posts as "hate spewing, provocation, and misinformation"

[Henihhi]

Lol Good idea- since that sems to be what he is doing to anyone that posts anything that disagrees with him- now granted this isn't scientific data, just based on a few friends that have been banned based on only "i disagree with rambus" posts.

[Yugl]

"He is posting information that jeopardizes the integrity and enjoyment of fellow adventurers by intentionally spreading misinformation and deceiving others."

[Henihhi]

LMAO this is the greatest report response ever.

[Guitarman]

read the monk forum and now myhead hurts. bad. "i will continue to beat all you old school monks wearing my twilight belt. youll see how wrong you are".

fucking REALLY.

[Myrrh_Quetz]

Wait, that's still going on?

[Henihhi]

Yup. There are still people posting in the mnk forums how twilight>BB. I have gotten reported so many times for telling them they are wrong, i gave up. SE seriously needs to starts sorting out legitimate complaints, and not issuing the spank emails for noobs who report people for correcting them on their stupid.

[Kensagaku]

I need to stop reading the job forums, lest I remain with an imprint of my palm on my forehead.

Things that are really just making me lose hope:

"BST needs dual wield because every other one-hander job does!"
"DRGs should be able to change the color of their pet!"
"DRG pets should grow bigger over time!"
"Add a charge system to SMN!"
"BLU armor looks ugly, and it sucks 'cause you can't 5/5 it like all jobs!" << One of my bigger wtfs. 5/5 on all jobs? Bwuh?

These are just the first five that came to mind, and I only read the sections pertaining to my jobs... I can't imagine the rest. T_T

[Myrrh_Quetz]

That Charge system to Smn pisses me off. It amazes me at how fucking retarded people can be.

[Afrohatch]

Holy mother fuck Jesus shitting cuntwaffle christ, the DRK forums are going to make me blow a gasket. Apparently I'm a "known troll" for posting that drk doesn't need much change a couple weeks ago lol

[Shirai]

You post on BG = you are a troll

[Afrohatch]

I guess this is what happens when BG and Alla collide on one forum, it turns into a shitload of fuck