The Official Forums: BG Edition

[Kensagaku]

Personally I'm just going with the "ignore him, maybe he'll realize no one cares" route. Hoping to keep that thread at least reasonably bumped (without getting myself in trouble for blatant bumping) so that people can see it. I have no real expectation that the moderation team will see it, in all honesty; I expect it to get locked from idiots or buried beneath the wave of "gimme gimme" threads that keep coming our way. But I'm still willing to try, nonetheless. =(

[Kuishen]

Seriously thinking about making a thread about the misuse of dev tags and report functions. Shit is pissing me off. >_>

[Kensagaku]

I clearly need to start being more negative. >: |

As soon as I say "Oh, no, a GM/Mod won't reply to my thread" I get a mod. And this happens with item drops too, worked for my NIN neck (no blue) and BST back (again no blue).

NEGATIVITY IS THE KEY TO ALL. [/capslock]

[Aliekber]

NEGATIVITY IS THE KEY TO ALL.

This is true for all things FFXI. It's how I got my D.Chap back in the day (via threatening to ragequit for good).

[Fodder]

How's this for an idea for trolling the "special" people. We all post incredibly polite, supportive, and encouraging responses to their comments using katakana. Kill em with unintelligible kindness. Ex:

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Hello Starcade/Krystal/Rambus,

This is truly a fascinating idea you have. It is obvious you put a great deal of thought into it. I can see that you feel that implementing this idea of yours would be beneficial to all players. 　

Your devoted fan,
Troll

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ヘロー　スタケド・クリスト・ラム

[Fodder]

Attempting to add the rest of it...

ティス　イス　タルリ　ア　ファシ

[Lovex]

The official forums: My new place to troll! At least until they let me back in spam. So much crazy ideas and people on the official forums. I'm having a blast!

[Kensagaku]

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/th...-can-i-have-it

lolwut.

[aduidarnenye]

I'm beginning to believe rambus was handed a ban been over a day and I haven't seen any of his retard rage in general.

His last post was: 05-01-2011 08:52 PM

I can only conclude that Rambus was Bin Laden, who had moved his terror campaign to online gaming.

[Dooom]

But I thought Starcade was the one leading the Jihad to cleanse the world of the infidels who ruin XI!

[Mifaco]

How's this for an idea for trolling the "special" people. We all post incredibly polite, supportive, and encouraging responses to their comments using katakana. Kill em with unintelligible kindness. Ex:

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Hello Starcade/Krystal/Rambus,

This is truly a fascinating idea you have. It is obvious you put a great deal of thought into it. I can see that you feel that implementing this idea of yours would be beneficial to all players. 　

Your devoted fan,
Troll

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Here I'll try my hand at transliterating it in Korean using my shaky Korean knowledge:

헬로, 람보스!

디스 이스 아 트루르리 아 파씬에이팅 아이디아 유 하브. 이트 이스 업피어스 유 푸트 아 그레이트 디알 어프 써트 인튜 이트. 아이 캔 시 다트 유 필 다트 임프르멘팅 디스 아이디아 어프 유르스 월드 비 베네비시알 튜 아르 프레이아스

유르스 트루리,

트러

[Yugl]

You'll probably get banned for insulting them.
1. You're cheating on forums by using Korean characters
2. You have a terrible idea
3. You're intentionally writing in bad English to make fun of Rabnus's writing

[Lyall]

You'll probably get banned for insulting them.
1. You're cheating on forums by using Korean characters
2. You have a terrible idea
3. You're intentionally writing in bad English to make fun of Rabnus's writing

They'd find a way to report you, that's for sure. Obvious mocking trolling, etc.

Ken, your post is great and I know you're trying to keep the tags in order, but this made me laugh.

* bg is godly
* pro bg

[Lyall]

Dammit, my first double.

[Kidnoftle]

His last post was: 05-01-2011 08:52 PM

I can only conclude that Rambus was Bin Laden, who had moved his terror campaign to online gaming.

Ah yes, the ol' "hiding in plain sight" trick.

[hey]

Looks like SE finally figured out how to delete all the starcade/rambus tags i added

[kamugi]

Here I'll try my hand at transliterating it in Korean using my shaky Korean knowledge:

헬로, 람보스!

디스 이스 아 트루르리 아 파씬에이팅 아이디아 유 하브. 이트 이스 업피어스 유 푸트 아 그레이트 디알 어프 써트 인튜 이트. 아이 캔 시 다트 유 필 다트 임프르멘팅 디스 아이디아 어프 유르스 월드 비 베네비시알 튜 아르 프레이아스

유르스 트루리,

트러

Using a bad translation just makes it better IMO, cause people who know korean will be like 'wtf is this....' Just like we are when ranbus tries to post stuff written in english!

[Kensagaku]

I got a civilized post from Starcade, or at least one relatively so. o_O

Hell. Has. Frozen. Over.

[Mairja]

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/th...-can-i-have-it

lolwut.

I just facepalmed SO hard. -.-

[Phoenyx]

Hey, at least that guy was honest about his reasons. "I really want my kannagi." Better than the other 90% of people tryin' to dress up their bullshit requests for content under the guise of how it will benefit the player-base as a whole.