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[Aksannyi]

edit: lol the thread got nuked.

Lol not like that wasn't to be expected.

[Byrthnoth]

Any real trace of legitimate challenges in FFXI have long since past. I think for most people, the fun is squeezed out of cranking out Emps or logging in for some interactive AIM.

edit: lol the thread got nuked.

FFXI was only remotely challenging before endgame gear and optimal strategies were common. And then it was less challenging and more frustrating if you were a little more advanced than other players.

[Draylo]

lol Rambus... idiot from KI.

[Madeline]

lol Rambus... idiot from KI.

But he has a Yoichi, he can't be dumb. He has the most expensive relic!

[Aksannyi]

Three women, a mithra, a Elvan, and a Hume were talking about birth control one day.
The Elvan woman proudly stated "My man uses protection every time."
The Hume woman smiled and said "I use timing my cycles to insure I won't get pregnant."
The Mithra said "I use the stool method."
Both of the other women were confused and asked her to explain.
Looking a little embarised the mithra explained "I'm with a Taru, when we're almost finished I kick his stool out from under him"

Lol

In the bad joke thread, which is one of the better threads on the forums right now.

[Aksannyi]

Trying to decide what's worse: the fact that he admitted to windower use twice in the post, or the fact that he went into this uber-pathetic diary chronicling his epic battle with his addiction. Holy go outside batman.

[Jex]

Trying to decide what's worse: the fact that he admitted to windower use twice in the post, or the fact that he went into this uber-pathetic diary chronicling his epic battle with his addiction. Holy go outside batman.

His "Hour 72" gave me a such needed laugh.

Edit: Also I don't think SE cares about windower, I know a few people who have told GM's they use windower (which is dumb I know), Not to mention a friend of mine works for the Call center in cali and he says they really don't give 2 shits about it.

[boo]

God, this 72 hour post make me lol really hard.
Good writing.

[Mifaco]

lol Rambus... idiot from KI.

His Twitter was a source of entertainment for me. Here are some of his "suggestions"

Treasure hunter II is listed twice in my job trait list. The treasure hunter added effect is no longer adding increased drop rates

GM would not answer my call because I did not put something in the GM call box but there was not enough room. GMs are too rude.

SGM sent me an auto message saying they where unable to reach me when I never left the game. GMs continue to be rude and unhelpful

[Shenrien]

Hour 73: Got a notification email from Square-Enix saying they are cutting off my access to the game for admitting to the use of Third-Party programs, at least I can lurk on the forums.

Rahlk: Greetings Logical, I'm afraid you are going to be banned from the forums as well.

[Greatguardian]

[Jex]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW That Is hands down the STUPIDEST shit I have EVER seen on those forums EVER. Man wtf lol

[Mifaco]

No. He has to be a troll. HAS to. Please....

[deiopea]

I'm still giggling. 20mins later.

[Gun-it]

lol wtf.

[Aksannyi]

And this is why people don't take EU players seriously.

[Jex]

WOW Really?

Whats easier to get, mythic, relic, or emp thread:

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/th...c-relic-or-emp

[zagex]

WOW Really?

Whats easier to get, mythic, relic, or emp thread:

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/th...c-relic-or-emp

is the answer... cheese sandwich?

[Kuishen]

What the fucking fuck shit is this?

[Lyall]

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE.