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[Kuishen]

@ the Andylynn nonsense


Created a new account, CumDumpster
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/me...49-CumDumpster

IF it's actually Andylynn, then he might've gotten banned according to his sig?

Made me giggle.

[Shenrien]

I like the subliminal message lol

[Kazen]

Krystal is back and she posted a gem. Quoting it here because I'm sure SE will nuke the thread soon.

Abyssea End game shells and my thoughts and oppions about them

Okay..so to start off...i figured"why the hell not? try out some of the abyssea stuff...maybe i had the wrong idea?" boy....was i fucking wrong....

i decided to join an abyssea end game LS...it seemed nice at first....UNTIL it got to the point of getting some of the rare drops...players in this LS were and i shit you not"at each other's throats with their lotting" if one got a higher lot the other would all yell at them for it and act like a little immature brats who just saw the other kid grab the last cookie off the tray and started to bawl and whine.

this...i could deal with...to a point...as i had no interest in lotting any of the items because i didn't need them. then came the bulshit.....i have been leveling my war for some time now and aim to take it to 90 soon so when i saw this one rare axe drop i lotted on it...i got the highest lot..woot right?........right? WRONG! no sooner i got the highest lot THE ENTIRE LS(minus the leader who i know and a 2 others) WERE SCREAMING TO HAVE ME BOOTED FROM THE LS. yelling and complaining and throwing every single insult they could muster at me. they even went as petty as to attack my puppet master's hand-to-hand skill which was under-skilled at that time. but the LS leader thankfully said"freelot is freelot" now here's the straw that broke the Camel's back for me...today...i'm in abyssea attow chasim..or however you spell it. we were killing the moth MB for the zone and a epic pair of hand-to-hand weapons drop. and i ask as nicely as i could ever ask"May i please have those? i need them. my weapon sucks!" well apprently these people in end game LS shells don't comprehend the idea of "being nice" is a "good thing" THE ENTIRE LS(minus the same few mentioned earlier)LOTTED ON IT leaving me without a single chance. i ask again before it finally drops"come guys...i need this weapon...mine sucks! please can i have it?" and you know what they said?"freelot is freelot!" i'm sitting here thinking...."no way in fuck....they blow a gasket on me the other day for lotting an axe...but change their tune when it comes to something they will never use and i need?" well the LS leader planned on killing it a few more times..so i figured"okay..no need to get pissy...it'll drop again...i'm sure of it..." well it dropped again alright and once again THE ENTIRE LS LOTTED ON IT and fed me the same line. finally it clicked with me...they were holding a fucking grudge against me for that axe the other day. when it finally clicked i was like"no way in fuck?! they can't be serious?!" apparently anyone who won the lot tossed the weapon so they could lot on it again to make sure i couldn't get it. apparently the ENTIRE LS was in on this with the except of the few i mentioned earlier. after three more times of it dropping and the LS poking jokes at me for not winning the lot and other BS i finally said"fuck it!" dropped the party,tossed the pearl, and used a scroll to warp out. if this is how end game LS run in FFXI....I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/th...ons-about-them

[Lyall]

Krystal is back and she posted a gem. Quoting it here because I'm sure SE will nuke the thread soon.



http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/th...ons-about-them

Oh that hurt to read. I also hope that person isn't serious, that shit is obscene.

[Mifaco]

Looks like she was whining about not getting Heofon Knuckles. Are they really that good?

[Gannon]

Looks like she was whining about not getting Heofon Knuckles. Are they really that good?

Short answer: No.

Long Answer: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[Karbuncle]

Short answer: No.

Spoiler: show

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Fixed.

[Mairja]

"Epic pair of hand-to-hand weapon"




Wat.

Doesn't she know what . is btw? As in full stop? Or maybe her . key is broken :/

[Odin'sLaw]

Short answer: No.

Long Answer: Fuck No

Fixed for a mature audience

[Yugl]

Fixed for a mature audience

You should NSFW that.

[Cail]

lyall, your sig is epic

[Lyall]

lyall, your sig is epic

I found it within the first couple days of the official forums being up and decided that was my pony for hating everyone who posts exclusively there.

[Lyall]

I'm not sure how to introduce this.

I've actually started a trial to get to my emperian hand weapon...but the snag i'm at is that blasted tumbling truffle just don't want to pop...i hate lottery spawns...-_-;

edit: it's the first of the many trials i have to do to work up to the emperian hands.

I'm not even sure how to be snarky about it. I guess thanks for the clue-in as to why you're fighting Tumbling Truffle, I had no idea how the empyrean grind works!

[Greatguardian]

I'm not sure how to introduce this.

I had to read that a half dozen times when I first saw it.

[aduidarnenye]

So I sent her a PM on the FFXIAH site instead.

[Kidnoftle]

Dat innuendo

[Raen Ryong]

So you say March x2 is the only song melees need and you say that I am the one who deosn't know a damn thing.... Spoken like a true Abyssea-leeched RDM.

Pre-Abyssea Maat's Cap and butthurt proud of it!

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/th...-abyssea/page4

[Kuishen]

I started skimming from that page on. His posts continue to get more retarded with every page. When you're starting at the most profound level of retardation I don't know how this is possible.

He's divided by zero. Fuck.

[Lyall]

Jesus christ. I always liked GG's posts on the official forum because he mostly said what I was thinking before I'd ever seen the thread, but HOW THE FUCK HAVE YOU NOT RAGED OUT ON HIM AS HE'S CLAIMING HE'S BETTER THAN YOU?

Seriously. Chalk it up to it being 2:30am and the vodka, but holy shit I don't know how this mentality even fucking exists. Macros+gear=/=skill? What the fuck else is there to RDM? Being prepared via ability/capability is almost entirely wrapped up in those things.

Oh yes, I am mad.

Edit: THIS THREAD WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS PERSON EXISTS WHICH ONE OF YOU IS TROLLING

Edited Edit:

Any good BRD knows not to blindly feed haste-whores. Then again, this is evidence that people don't understand the jobs anymore. Here's a clue: BRD doesn't involve making decisions like "Raise pressure or lower pressure?" or involve macroed-double-march-and-afk cycling.

WHY WOULD WE WANT DELAY CAP AT ALL? ATTACKING ONCE A SECOND (math barring, forgive my slightly-drunken rampage) AND THROWING UKKO'S EVERY SIX SECONDS IS TOTALLY OVERRATED ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Greatguardian]

Jesus christ. I always liked GG's posts on the official forum because he mostly said what I was thinking before I'd ever seen the thread, but HOW THE FUCK HAVE YOU NOT RAGED OUT ON HIM AS HE'S CLAIMING HE'S BETTER THAN YOU?

Seriously. Chalk it up to it being 2:30am and the vodka, but holy shit I don't know how this mentality even fucking exists. Macros+gear=/=skill? What the fuck else is there to RDM? Being prepared via ability/capability is almost entirely wrapped up in those things.

Oh yes, I am mad.

Haha, I'll chalk it up to being a Cerberus native, myself. He's definitely not the first, and surely not the last hopeless retard to claim he's better than me while running around in shit like this: http://www.ffxiah.com/player/Gilgamesh/Tenshibaby . I will admit he's gotten me pretty riled up a few times though, my math skill just goes to shit and I start yammering a few times in that thread.