The Official Forums: BG Edition

[Mairja]

Ok ok, maybe that was a bad example, lol. It doesn't bother me in the slightest, but apparently it annoys a lot of people.

But yeah. I don't know what to make of him, although I'm leaning towards him being a rather new player who is extremely lazy. Or dumb. Or both. Like his "Remove the requirement to enter dynamis for now" thread. He simply doesn't want to have to get city wins before he can get access to Northlands, and Beaucedine win to get access to Xarcabard. He wants his Assasin's Armlets NAO! -.-

[Karbuncle]

Read my Posts on this page for backstory:

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/th...8Woo!%29/page4

Then View the lasted thing the Community Rep posted:

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/th...ilities./page3

I fucking love these Community Reps.

[Mairja]

Read my Posts on this page for backstory:

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/th...8Woo!%29/page4

Then View the lasted thing the Community Rep posted:

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/th...ilities./page3

I fucking love these Community Reps.

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Oh my god, LOL! Ahahahahahaaahaaaaa that's too funny omg!

[Dooom]

Haha, that's awesome.

[Karbuncle]

That'll probably be the highlight of my day :X

[Mairja]

On that note:

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/th...Upgraded/page3

http://i942.photobucket.com/albums/a...unityrep-1.jpg

lol :D

[Karbuncle]

They love pickin on meh

[Fiarlia]

I gotta give them props though, aside from the above awesomeness. They're required to read all the stuff on the boards. Granted, a number may be funny/amusing/actually good ideas, but the sheer amount of stupid they have no choice but to sift through, all while remaining neutral and not calling out fucksquats for who they are.

They make GreatGuardian seem like a gigantic asshole, in comparison.

[Mairja]

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/th...fresh-for-Data

He has a point, but the way he expresses himself.... -.-

And then this just now:

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/th...utarus-shorter

Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh....

[Kensagaku]

Just... wow. xD The Community Reps really are awesome...

Why can't GMs in-game be like this? ;~;

[Dooom]

Krab Knuckle made him mad tarutaru D:

[Mairja]

Krab Knuckle made him mad tarutaru D:

"Shut up foo am serious!"

[Kensagaku]

Give 'em a taste of the Krab Knuckle! /punch

[isladar]

It's nice to see the Community Reps actually interacting with the community, given the company's track record with this game. I would put down cash money that these people headdesk just as much, if not more, as y'all do. I know my eyes start to cross occasionally reading some doozies here on BG. They're not only dealing with people woefully uninformed about game mechanics, but more telling, people who are unable to think outside their specific circumstances. I can't tell you the number of private messages I've received over the years where people would start complaining/whining/screaming at me about shit that is Terribly Important to them, but has no context outside themselves. Like, "Gooberbutt is a jerk and he lied and now he's posting on BG STOP HIM" and I have to write them back with "the fuck is a Goober and what the hell are you talking about and stop pming me when I'm watching hockey". Stretch that to posts inviting people to noodle about How The Game Should Work on an 'Official Forum' and you get the equivalent of "Well this one time? It was really hard? And so I was doing this one thing and this other guy was a jerk and so I think you should make it so MNK has a gooberability that makes blinking when you change your macro on the pDIF but if you minus the Fafnir but herp a Limbus also easymode that would be great OH AND NO TROLLING".

The reps and forum mods on the Official Forum probably have a Big List of shit that's verboten. Normal stuff, like no racism or pictures of bleeding babies being punched by nazis. As it's a newer forum, and one that is supposedly directly overseen by representatives of the company, the shit sluices are wide open, and they've got a bit less leeway in banning retarded.

[Mairja]

Stretch that to posts inviting people to noodle about How The Game Should Work on an 'Official Forum' and you get the equivalent of "Well this one time? It was really hard? And so I was doing this one thing and this other guy was a jerk and so I think you should make it so MNK has a gooberability that makes blinking when you change your macro on the pDIF but if you minus the Fafnir but herp a Limbus also easymode that would be great OH AND NO TROLLING".

I'm speechless.


Mainly from near choking on my 7up due to uncontrollable laughter.

[isladar]

I don't know why I leaned on goober as a prefix so hard but I've been sick all week so MYSTERY FUCKING SOLVED.

[Kensagaku]

My roommate is now looking at me funny... that just totally killed me, right there.

It's even funnier after you double-take and re-read it. xD

[Yugl]

I should totally make a thread about SE needing to protect us from Pluto's kiss in general.

[Mairja]

Ooook, which one of you guys is Hordecore??!?!!

[Karbuncle]

Has to be someone screwing with us =.=a