Felt like trolling today

[Qalbert]

sorry I meant LC for little caesar's

[Mertron]

no, if little ceasars magically showed up at my door i wouldnt give two shits and be glad to pay, worst troll attempt ever

[Qalbert]

but what if the toppings were ass

[Qalbert]

and it had no sauce because of special instructions

[Ivve]

the toppings are always ass at LC

[Mertron]

look, im fucking hungry

[Mertron]

shut the fuck up about toppings and prank me some food

[Qalbert]

the toppings are always ass at LC

but deliberately chosen to be as assy as possible

[Mertron]

oh wait i never filed a change of address, if you find one though my mom likes bacon topping

[Conrad]

little caesar's only has pepperoni as a topping

[Conrad]

also they don't deliver

[Sera]

Real trolls use CL.

You guys realize that was probably Meat, right?

[Conrad]

god, why are none of your jokes accurate

[Conrad]

You guys realize that was probably Meat, right?

No, we didn't

[Sera]

Also the only reason to ever eat at Little Caesar's is crazy bread. The ONLY reason.

[Sera]

No, we didn't

Think about it. A CL ad? Pictures of Ivve that aren't on facebook and only the stalkerish type would have sieved through old spam posts to find? A promised gangbang? This is classic Meat. Why hasn't anyone seen this? Obvious.

[Mertron]

god, why are none of your jokes accurate

so a polish guy walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?"

[Conrad]

I have little caesar's in my fridge right now

If you reheat it in the oven when you get it home, then put more stuff on it, it's actually p. good. I add romano cheese, garlic powder, and hot sauce to mine.

[Mertron]

i honestly havent had LC in like ten years, the one by me closed back then. they definitely used to have bacon as a topping

there is one closeby and i drive by it on the way to FITE CLUB, but there are lots of black people that hang out there and i dont want to die

[Qalbert]

god, why are none of your jokes accurate

I can't afford a fact checker