youMadness Semifinals: Isladar vs. Tyven

[Conrad]

At last, we've reached the penultimate round of this year's youMadness competition. It's been a huge success so far, and I once again thank all of you who have made this fun for me and hopefully for everyone else. That said, to the contest at hand (which, as a reminder, will be open for three days):

Representing the Snatch Division, proving that the threat of slow and painful death is far more convincing a temptress than sex appeal, is the Queen of the Murderluge herself, Isladar! A win here would ensure a very happy space morning up in the IAS.

On the other side, a candidate who's emerged as a dark horse in this competition, and not because everyone used to think he was black. Who better to represent the Bros than a man who spends his days convincing everyone with a vagina to sleep with him with no regard to respect or dignity (the sweater vests notwithstanding)? Your division champion, Tyven!

[Sera]

oh man.

oh man

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

tbh this has been the trollingest youmadness year of all. all the asskissing to a mod that rarely ever posts here makes me want to felch all kinds of jackhammer into a morticians hogdangler

[Qalbert]

vote for tyven

[Meat]

if the wins he'll hang out with us

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

even lucienne making it far as she did cause some lonely lil nignogs thought she'd break a piece off if they played nice. ouch.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

a lot of OG badasses got knocked out early. assumptions are because of hurt feelings.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

spam is now HQ GD, prove me wrong

[Callisto]

On the other side, a candidate who's emerged as a dark horse in this competition, and not because everyone used to think he was black.

lol

[isladar]

Tyven wanted to play Chicago-rules then name-dropped Detroit. Can't fucking respect that.

I lie, Tyven's good peeps.

[isladar]

a lot of OG badasses got knocked out early

that was some bullshit right there, I will agree

[isladar]

I should not have beat Ivve, that's for fucking sure.

[isladar]

But having been crowded the snatchlord, what other fucking title could I aspire to? Spam mod? REALLY?

Snatchlord.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

I should not have beat Ivve, that's for fucking sure.

thats respect points, that bitch is hard as they come the for real, Bronson with a yeast infection wielding the fiery double-dong of dang. Isla is funny but Ivve is the god damn unabridged Truth by Bram Stoker. for real

[Conrad]

Snatchlord.

FUCK I wish I thought of this

[Sera]

man perm is on some bitchassness right now, just sayin

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

but I guess in all fairness this year really was youMadness, the people let their voices be hurt loud and hard

[Sera]

that said, ivve is my girl and i think a better pairing would have been ivve vs luci

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

man perm is on some bitchassness right now, just sayin

I'll give you a moment to clarify before I fire the torpedos, and I damn well know you're hungry

[isladar]

thats respect points, that bitch is hard as they come the for real, Bronson with a yeast infection wielding the fiery double-dong of dang. Isla is funny but Ivve is the god damn unabridged Truth by Bram Stoker. for real

man perm is on some bitchassness right now, just sayin

Nah, it's truthbombs. Ivve has always been the woman that BG's pH-balanced for.