youMadness Semifinals: Ornery Sheep vs. Mertron

[Conrad]

For our other match, we pit the champion of the Blax Division against, ironically, the best Terrible competitor. Introducing the players:

This man has never met a Tales game or forum handle he didn't like. Rising to prominence with a combination of being ever-present on the boards and having a demeanor that causes every single person to be trolled by him at one point or another, Charismatic/Domon Kasshu/Kuroikage/Ornery Sheep/Jathaine is making his second consecutive appearance in the Final Four of youMadness, and with good cause.

However, a newcomer in this year's competition may give him a run for his money. Though his handle has changed, the one-liners and pithy dialogue has given Spam reason enough to jump on-board the Mertron Bandwagon headed straight for the Spaghetti Factory. His cult following may give him just enough leverage to topple the beast and welcome in a new era of Spam.

[Charismatic]

I don't like Tales of Graces

[Conrad]

I knew there was one exception but I had no idea which one it was so I just went with what worked.

[Conrad]

Anyway with all due respect, I'm very obviously on a specific bandwagon, so with that said...

[Ragnell]

lol

[Mertron]

this is where i get fucking smoked

[Conrad]

You wake up, you roll over.. disappointed. Why? You know why. Because whatever you're looking at, it's never going to be as good as Charistmatic. What can be said about Char that Ivve hasn't already said about Abandon's cock? He's big, he's bold and he definitely likes it raw. This is a man who's gone through more name changes than Ochocinco, but still found a way to keep it real despite all the haters. On one hand, he can blow you away through sheer force of will. On the other hand, he has a FUCKING ROBOT ARM. You can't even pretend that you didn't just wet yourself thinking about that, I know I did. When he deems something unworthy, not only does it cease to exist, but there's no record of it ever existing. He is Big Brodder, the Alpha and the Omega.

Charismatic.. Domon.. Kuroikage.. it doesn't matter what you call him. His name is synonymous with the all that is good in Spam. The Black Adonis of these forums, this man can simply whisper the name "Tales" and make every transvestite in spam ejaculate in unison. When he demands attention, he gets it. He can walk into a thread and change it from terrible to broriffic in two posts flat. That's right, he can literally walk into a thread. The only reason he wasn't put into the Bro Bracket originally was because Skirkle was afraid that Chari's skin was so dark that it would steal his soul, and thus he was placed in the Blax Bracket. Voting for Char is not just a vote for the betterment of these forums, but for the betterment of yourself as a person.

Vote for Charismatic

oh, you're here

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

mert is the Neutral version of blarg, I can't back this

[isladar]

Mertron is actually quality, but you can't compare quality to Chari. Chari is better than quality. He's the qualitest.

[Mertron]

welp, the only way i can win is by proving i am blacker than domon

one second.

[Sera]

Nah. I'm backing Mertron. He's consistently funny and never gets mad or trolled. Done and done.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

I'd rather see some emotion than a barrage of flat one-liners

[Charismatic]

Not hard not to ever get trolled if you never stick your neck out there.

[Charismatic]

No risk, no reward.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

co-signing chocolate milk here on this one

[Sera]

I'd rather see some emotion than a barrage of flat one-liners

meh, but domon only has two emotions, so that gets kinda passé too

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

put it this way, would you rather fuck a dude that lays on his back all the time or one that cries over the headboard AND/OR laughs from the ceiling fan

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

take some time before you buzz in this is the daily double

[Sera]

put it this way, would you rather fuck a dude that lays on his back all the time or one that cries over the headboard AND/OR laughs from the ceiling fan

uhhhhhhh crying dudes? during sex? me no likey. that guy better have a GIANT dick if he's crying while he's fucking

[Conrad]

if it's the daily double why are you buzzing in