Attention!!!! What I think of EVERY spam poster irl

[Ksandra]

I never liked Roseanne, and it used to piss me off too because it always was one when there was nothing else on.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Rosanne Arnold is one of those loose cannons you keep on hand just in case. Sure there will be some collateral damage and friendly fire but she's just 100% spicy nacho's and ham berserk mode its good

[Caiyuo]

Nah. Even a golden turd is still a turd.

yeah but it's also still gold. like, turd or bullion, either way you got some gold.

But I will however, watch any movie involving Drag-on or Beanie Segal. Dem niggas got that midas.

look I tried googlin' but I'm pretty sure you made up some words here

[#686578]

before Darlene showed up

who should also be Numbers

numbers is darlene hahahahah yes!

numbers is a lesbian now

What is this I dont even

[#686578]

You are seriously going to have to explain that one to me because I have watched Roseanne and I dont get how you did that at all

[Ohaigaiz]

You are seriously going to have to explain that one to me because I have watched Roseanne and I dont get how you did that at all

darleen is a lesbian irl

[Mizango]

I never liked Roseanne, and it used to piss me off too because it always was one when there was nothing else on.

Still the case. I usually just turn in on the weather channel or Nancy Grace whenever the Roseanne card is in play. Yes, id choose a snaggle toothed, ill tempered, always on the rag, bleach blond wench over that fat bitch any day.

[Titanss]

there isn't any characters in sitcoms that wanted to have sex with their mother. so he can be none

[#686578]

darleen is a lesbian irl

Are we basing my entire forum persona on me being a girl now?

[Colenzo]

fine, faggots

Numbers: see kiarax.

Kuno: banned leroy from spam, which makes him my personal hero. Seems like he's the same on here as he is irl, but i don't really know much more about him.

Isladar: Not too sure, I don't really know the girl. I like her forum persona, but I imagine her as the librarian type with the cute glasses and super feminine skirts. That's my fantasy of her: lady irl, iron fist on the internet.

Ivve: I love this woman. She's smart, savvy, funny, cutthroat, brutally honest, looking out for number one and not fronting about it at all. Pretty much everything i'd want a friend to be.

Kiarax: I consider him to be more of a girl than I am.

Kohan: Someone I'd definitely want to befriend. Doesn't pull punches, and I like that.

Sera: irl? just 180 what i am here. done.

Ksandra: meddling, annoying "me-too"ism that I don't respect at all. I imagine her being the girl in school that was always in the background. Burned her bridge with me, if I could put her on ignore I would.

Alleya: Every time you post, I clap. I would hope that irl you're as intelligent and biting as you are here. I'd expect nothing less.

Blarg: Somehow I picture blarg being the kind of awkward funny that would make you shift uncomfortably in your seat while laughing hysterically in spite of yourself.

Kuya: pretty/well dressed, well spoken, smart, sharp witted. Like a fucking Puerto Rican Justin Timberlake, he's a quadruple threat. You motherfuckers should thank GOD he's gay, or you'd never get a woman to yourself again.

Rocl: The absolute cutest thing ever. I'd share my whiskey with you anytime, darlin.

Shiro: Honestly? I see him as a coffee table. He's the furniture of spam.

Tyven: Good lord, this man. Gives amazing hugs. Slays bitches and doesn't front. I enjoy people who are willing to put niceties aside on the internet and just say what's really good. I also want to play flip cup with him before I die.

Day: IRL day is a champ. i enjoy that he likes to get his smoke on. our forum personalities clash. whatevs.

Callisto: For some reason I can only picture you now as a RL harvey birdman. sorry.

Skirkle: I don't want to get too mushy here, but this guy is a star. Great friend, great listener, genuine, understanding, caring and true. A complete class act.

Demo: my baby daddy. He gets uppity at times and likes to ride that high horse, but it doesn't take long to get him down from it. He's quality and gives excellent advice and encouragement. He has high standards for his friends: if you're one, be counted as lucky.

Abandon: I know better than to get soft for a sailor. Fuck you, squidboy. (<3)

Ragnell: Truly balanced, chilled out, the most calm and collected individual I've ever met. He's honest, friendly, generous and fun. Now, if he could only be punctual.

Mizango: My boy from way back when. Been with me through some interesting times. Watches me from afar in a way that doesn't creep me out, offers helpful observations when relevant (and they're always timely.) He's my Jiminy Cricket at times.

Quannum: Not sure, don't have enough information.

Perm: gets way too salty way too quickly, but otherwise not a bad dude

Ryko: <sap on> My best friend. He's honest, and that's really what I value most in the world. He can be slightly thoughtless and has a hell of a temper, but he's also one of the smartest people I know, and one of the most caring. A guy I'm always proud to have on my arm, boyfriend or not. </sap off>

Charismatic: Hilarious and pointed in his comments. Falls in love with ladies on the internet. Is practical and doesn't front about who he is or what he's about. I respect this. What's in his book is on his cover, and I like that.

Qalbert: underrated, definitely. Has a dry humor I appreciate. Wouldn't mind hanging out.

Antithesis: Sweet and kind. He's never been anything but a doll to me. I'd imagine he's the same way irl.

Colenzo: I am not eeeeeven going there. Known this kid too long. All I'm going to say is "what the fuck, colenzo, don't say yeah"

Merton: Another buddy from way back. We used to afk together in the same spot in Ru'Lude Gardens. I love having long conversations with this guy. He's about a billion times more awesome than he gives himself credit for, though.

Derock: Didn't like at first, but he's been killin it lately. Funny dude. I would imagine him irl being the type who clowns on people good naturally, but sometimes doesn't know when to shut the fuck up.

Krye: he makes me laugh, but his shtick gets tired sometimes. While I realize he's probably exactly what he is on the internet IRL, i like to imagine him as some clean cut guy with a desk job who uses the internet to cut loose so he doesn't kill his co-workers.

Titanss: Another "didn't like at first, now LOL often."

yayuh

[Mizango]

yeah but it's also still gold. like, turd or bullion, either way you got some gold.

See also: Pyrite

look I tried googlin' but I'm pretty sure you made up some words here

haha

[Ksandra]

Still the case. I usually just turn in on the weather channel or Nancy Grace whenever the Roseanne card is in play. Yes, id choose a snaggle toothed, ill tempered, always on the rag, bleach blond wench over that fat bitch any day.

I got digital cable now, so if nothing's on I just load a judge judy episode. xD

[Caiyuo]

See also: Pyrite

not made-up! lol

[Abandon]

Isladar: Simply amazing. I have tons of respect for you, even though you don't return emails, haha. Would absolutely enjoy meeting and spending time with you.

Ivve: As real as it gets. Holds nothing back, and is fiercely loyal to her friends. My bitch.

Kiarax: I laughed entirely too hard when the penis came to be. I have nothing against you, just don't know you that well. Seem p. cool.

Kohan: Don't really know, but I enjoy reading your posts. I hope things work out for you out there.

Lucienne: Okay with me, just fed up with your cockteasing the horde of unsatisfied guys here. Eastern European women are beautiful, and you fit the bill. Unfortunately, I spent too much time there, so you're just "meh" in my eyes.

Sera: I honestly thought for the longest time that you hated me, and I didn't know why. Turns out I was wrong. I cannot WAIT to get up there to meet and hang out with you and the rest of the crew.

Ksandra: Nothing against you at all, except sometimes you say shit so stupid it hurts my fucking head. Seem to be a very genuine and sweet person though.

Blarg: The avatar and sig annoy the fuck out of me. You're usually good for a decent laugh, or at least a chuckle. I don't know how we'd mesh IRL though, I think you'd be the awkward laugh I wouldn't be proud of.

Kuya: As I really do dislike talking politics with people who completely outclass me, I swear if you bring that up I'll deck you. Otherwise, I'd love to meet and hang out with you, if given the chance. Fuck the bullshit though, we're getting drunk. Keep your penis away from me, bro.

Rocl: One of my favorites. I wanna meet you and see how long you can keep up with my alcohol problem. Seem like an awesome person that would be great to be around; cheer up, though.

Shiro: Used to look like Jesus, except all the nignogs know that nigga is black. Or, at least was an arab. Regardless, I really wanna sit down with you and compare drinking habits.

Tyven: Hahaha, GOD i wanna party with you. I hear you never show up though, bro. I'd even rock a sweatervest (not really)

Day: On the forums, sometimes we mesh well, and sometimes we clash. Probably the same IRL, but I think we'd be be each other's "a douchebag, but our douchebag," etc. I'm down to hang, man.

Callisto: I wanna come up to Chitown and chill with you. You're one of my favorite people here. End of story.

Skirkle: I wanna meet you and convince you that I'm not as scary as you think, nor am I as big of a manwhore. I think we'd get along well, and I wanna chill with the crew.

Demos: Fashion sense out of this world. A genuine person that doesn't take bullshit and knows when enough is enough. I appreciate you as a person, and would love to hang out with you... I'm gonna make you take me shopping, though.

Abandon: A lot of people say I'm average, and it's because I am. I just let whatever is inside, out. I'm not overly funny, mean, or perverted. I'm a person, just like the rest of you.

Ragnell: I'm just joking about the creepy stuff Raggy, I hope you didn't think I was being serious. I think you're an awesome person on the boards, and I honestly think we'd be amazing friends, if given the chance to meet.

Mizango: Honest to god, one of the best friends I have. He and the wife are family to me, and I really do appreciate everything you've done for me (goes for both of you). Fuck your panthers, though.

Quannum: I wish I had more to say about you, but either you post in threads I don't really, or don't post much at all. Sorry, man.

Perm: Haha, one of my favorites. Dude, you're gonna be an outstanding dad, and Eggroll is lucky to have such a cool person as dad. You need to do a show near me. I don't know shit about glowsticks, but I'll come and gawk at the drugged up white girls.

Ryko: We need to meet. Done and done.

Charasmatic: You intimidated me when I first came in. I never really got the GTFO treatment, but you used to troll the brakes off me. You put me through the ropes, haha, and I like to think you had a huge hand in me taking the shit I do now and just shrugging it off. A good guy... you're a big ass nigga. I'd sooner shoot you than fight you. But we won't be fitan, we'd be chillin. Keep those Tales shits away from me, fucker.

Qalbert: Mods = fags. Nah, joking. You're alright by me, just stop trying to fit into a role other people want you to; be yourself, man. Awfully quick with the links, wtf?

Antithesis: get me my mother fucking blowpops. A good kid, I just think spam and you aren't a good mesh.

Colenzo: I used to want to punch you, so hard. Now you're just a fat goofy kid I wouldn't mind kicking it with, preferably after i get out the navy so we could smoke a blunt. You keep that sick pr0n to yourself, though.

Merton: I used to find you excessively annoying, but I've grown to appreciate your humor. One of the funniest around these days.

Derock: Better than you used to be, still working your way up. Try a bit too hard, I think.

Krye: The nigger shit got old. I'd punch you on our first meeting, I think. Not sure yet. Other than that, you do have some brilliant moments, and just wish you were more consistent.

Leroy: He's a good kid. That's it though; just a kid. Not grown enough quite yet for spam; skin isn't thick enough. His style doesn't work here at all. You know if you need to talk, I've got you, little homey.

Titanss: I used to hate your ass with the passion of 1000 burning suns. Then you disappeared and came back, and now you're one of my favorites. Pretty funny, and easy to talk to. We get each other, I think.

Creamsoda: His life is insane. Hilarious person, and I honestly feel bad for his situation. I hope things turn around for him.

Meat: You have flashes of brilliance, flashes of stupidity, and flashes of straight up creeper. Stick with the first one. Gonna have to pull you aside one day and talk to you about gettin swole an' shit.

[Colenzo]

Colenzo: I used to want to punch you, so hard. Now you're just a fat goofy kid I wouldn't mind kicking it with, preferably after i get out the navy so we could smoke a blunt. You keep that sick pr0n to yourself, though.

ill try to wrangle some strippers together

[Abandon]

Leave that to me.

[#686578]

People continuing to leave me off their lists fuck you

[Colenzo]

Leave that to me.

teamwork

[Not Kuno]

People continuing to leave me off their lists fuck you

we'll make our own lists

with blackjack and hookers

[Mertron]

i am going to make a list and numbers will be the only person on it