Please tell me

[Sera]

Someone saved that fucking Roclrant. Please baby jesus.

[Ragnell]

He deleted it? I wanted to read it too

[Mertron]

shut the fuck you retard

You know how utterly worthless you are? I picked some gum off my shoe today. I hate that shit; gum can ruin a good shoe. Wait, no, don't misunderstand, the gum is more important than you. It was once in someone's mouth, and someone paid good money for it. Neither of these things would apply to you. There was this speck of dirt in the gum that caught my eye. Again, not you, as I was legitimately interested in this dirt instead of having the kneejerk reaction of taking out the garbage. As I sat there, pondering my new shoe gum, I began to think. So obviously, right now, this gum is much more interesting than you, and as a whole, more valuable to spam and the world at large. After wiping this gum on some random tree, I saw a squirrel run up and eat it. Now I fucking hate squirrels, and squirrels are considered alive, so again, not you. Stop getting your hopes up so often. Said squirrel climbed to the tippy-top of some tree, only to be brought down by the swoop of a hawk. Now I was fucking stoked here. I mean how often do you see a hawk take down a squirrel? Not often in New Jersey, I'll tell you that. If you're thinking you're the hawk, you are wrong. This hawk fucks up said squirrel and flies away with the carcass to feed its brood I am sure. Do you wonder where you are yet? One of those little baby hawklings will fail to learn to fly, and fall some tens of feet and die on impact. Now you aren't that baby hawk, as he had potential. The hawk carcass will decay and ferment and all sorts of fucking shit. Some thousands years later, someone will excavate New Jersey in an attempt to figure out what the fuck it was. This archaeologist will find the hawk bones, and wipe them off with some little fancy brush. You are one speck of dust on a kernel of dirt on a thousand year old corpse of a failure.

[Mertron]

i too enjoyed that

[Rocl]

I didn't delete anything, I was actually gonna save that cause OH FUCK I LOST REAL_NIGGA TOO

[Sera]

Oh thank god

[Rocl]

When I get back I will explain my posting process in detail. I know you are all eager.

[Callisto]

shut the fuck you retard

You know how utterly worthless you are? I picked some gum off my shoe today. I hate that shit; gum can ruin a good shoe. Wait, no, don't misunderstand, the gum is more important than you. It was once in someone's mouth, and someone paid good money for it. Neither of these things would apply to you. There was this speck of dirt in the gum that caught my eye. Again, not you, as I was legitimately interested in this dirt instead of having the kneejerk reaction of taking out the garbage. As I sat there, pondering my new shoe gum, I began to think. So obviously, right now, this gum is much more interesting than you, and as a whole, more valuable to spam and the world at large. After wiping this gum on some random tree, I saw a squirrel run up and eat it. Now I fucking hate squirrels, and squirrels are considered alive, so again, not you. Stop getting your hopes up so often. Said squirrel climbed to the tippy-top of some tree, only to be brought down by the swoop of a hawk. Now I was fucking stoked here. I mean how often do you see a hawk take down a squirrel? Not often in New Jersey, I'll tell you that. If you're thinking you're the hawk, you are wrong. This hawk fucks up said squirrel and flies away with the carcass to feed its brood I am sure. Do you wonder where you are yet? One of those little baby hawklings will fail to learn to fly, and fall some tens of feet and die on impact. Now you aren't that baby hawk, as he had potential. The hawk carcass will decay and ferment and all sorts of fucking shit. Some thousands years later, someone will excavate New Jersey in an attempt to figure out what the fuck it was. This archaeologist will find the hawk bones, and wipe them off with some little fancy brush. You are one speck of dust on a kernel of dirt on a thousand year old corpse of a failure.

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[Mertron]

i beat callisto to the punch again, his thoughts about me in his list were true

[Mertron]

start thinking about banging your girlfriend for me

[Ivve]

i lol'd

[Conrad]

Shut the fuck you retard

[Mertron]

woah woah woah woah woah

woah

sorry :<

[Mertron]

unless you're referring to rocl, pretty sure he did that on purpose because his previous post was phrased the same way

[Callisto]

start thinking about banging your girlfriend for me

eh I'll get around to it and let you know

[Mertron]

oh dont worry calli

ill know.

[Ivve]

is that copypasta or original recipe?

[Conrad]

Vote mertron

[Mertron]

im giving rocl credit on that one

[Rocl]

that's not copypasta, i had to get up and get a drink midway through though, so its a lil disjointed. i was also debating a whole horton hears a who angle and continue it, but i had places to do and stuff to go