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The roast was fucking hilarious. The only thing that made me sad was realizing William Shatner is 80
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2011-09-19 23:13 #101Member since 2006 and still can't think of a title.
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2011-09-20 00:29 #1022600klub
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2011-09-20 00:47 #103Yoshi P
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Too bad Lisa wasn't there, definitely missed her jokes
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2011-09-20 01:43 #104If I screw up again Im gone forever.
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Because we love hearing 50 jokes about black cocks in her vagina.
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2011-09-20 01:51 #105
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Quality roast.
Blonde bitch was fucking ruthless. That Dunn joke was a bit close to the edge.
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2011-09-20 02:03 #1062600klub
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well we know she didnt suck dunn's cock to get in
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2011-09-20 04:20 #107How could you miss her jokes? She's not funny. Here, I'll pretend to be her "Fucking cunt black cock in my vagina" Originally Posted by Cichy
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2011-09-20 04:51 #108Master of blackface Range Rover beer bottle throwing.
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You mean "I love black cock, joke about black people and FEMA, my vagina is huge, Jeffrey Ross is an ugly prick." There's her roast for the past 5 shows. She's okay in small doses with fresh material though, she can be very funny. She has made me laugh, so she is automatically better than 95% of other female comics. Which to be fair isn't exactly high praise.
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2011-09-20 06:19 #109Ridill
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Agreed, the first time you see Lisa do her thing she's hilarious, but she's pretty much a 1 trick pony, and new material is hard to come by. Originally Posted by Shojin
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2011-09-20 13:55 #110Yoshi P
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The blond bitch looked terribly uncomfortable in front of the crowd and so did Stevo
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2011-09-20 14:30 #111The Optimistic Asshole
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I thought the young blond kid with the weird name was the most ruthless.
"You know what no one ever says....Too few black people"
I lost it...
"You'll always be the champion...of having more shit on your face than Seal"
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2011-09-20 14:32 #112The Optimistic Asshole
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"You've convinced more women to have abortions than the prenatal test for Down's syndrome" ogod lol
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2011-09-20 14:35 #113Yoshi P
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I assume you mean Anthony Jeselnik? He's awesome; there was a really good interview with him on Marc Maron's podcast.
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2011-09-20 14:59 #114Ridill
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He's funny, and has this smug cocky look that's perfect for his jokes. And holy shit, he does not hold back. Originally Posted by TacoTaru
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2011-09-20 16:40 #115Yoshi P
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For being 80 years old Shatner is sharp as a razor, his bit was fantastic
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2011-09-20 17:17 #116Relic Weapons
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Seriously. A couple of his jokes were pretty borderline racist, but still pretty damn funny. It was hilarious later in the show when Patrice O'Neal got up later in the show and responded to it. The only person I felt wasn't so great was Steve-o, that being said he was far better than the Situation at Trump's roast. Pretty much everyone else had some quality jokes. Originally Posted by Elcura
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2011-09-20 18:36 #117Conejita's Jolly
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Patrice definitely brought it down. It's impressive when some peeps come up w/ funny shit right on the spot. I also heard on the Adam Carolla podcast that Jeff had invited him like three days prior to the roast. Also, damn it's not the same w/o Greg Giraldo.
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2011-09-20 19:22 #1182600klub
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it's definately not the same without greg giraldo, but at least we have anthony jeselnik to make retarded offensive to balance it out.
the richard pryor joke was BRILLIANT
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2011-09-20 19:32 #119
I was liking that Blonde chick but then she made that one joke to Steve-O and you saw his face, and was like "That wasn't cool"
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2011-09-20 19:41 #120Cake Mix
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Yeah it was. Steve-o's supposed to have balls of steel.
