[A mansion, somewhere, day. The agent has taken the boys for
a ride and arrived here. He leads them to the main gate]
DETECTIVE
This is the home of Lars Ulrich, the
drummer for Metallica. Look. There's
Lars now, sitting by his pool.
KYLE
What's the matter with him?
DETECTIVE
This month he was hoping to have a gold-plated
shark tank bar installed right next
to the pool, but thanks to people downloading
his music for free, he must now wait
a few months before he can afford it.
Come. There's more. Here's Britney
Spears' private jet. Notice anything?
Britney used to have a Gulfstream IV.
Now she's had to sell it and get a Gulfstream
III because people like you chose to
download her music for free. The Gulfstream
III doesn't even have a remote control
for its surround-sound DVD system. Still
think downloading music for free is
no big deal?
KYLE
We... didn't realize what we were doing,
eh...
DETECTIVE
That is the folly of man. Now look in
this window. Here you see the loving
family of Master P. Next week is his
son's birthday and, all he's ever wanted
was an island in French Polynesia.
KYLE
So, he's gonna get it, right?
DETECTIVE
I see an island without an owner. If
things keep going the way they are,
the child will not get his tropical
paradise.
STAN
We're sorry! We'll, we'll never download
music for free again!
DETECTIVE
Man must learn to think of these horrible
outcomes before he acts selfishly or
else... I fear... recording artists
will be forever doomed to a life of
only semi-luxury.