Are you FUCKING ready for this? Epic story of a day in my life.

**Titanss** · 2011-03-17 23:19

Originally Posted by Spaghetti

i used to do drugs

i still do, but i used to, too

you do those whip-its tho. not good playa. word to ya motha.

**JigglyJam** · 2011-03-17 23:19

are you white?

**Titanss** · 2011-03-17 23:19

beer is good if you chase it with a shot

**JigglyJam** · 2011-03-17 23:20

oh nvm, it's fake

**Titanss** · 2011-03-17 23:20

Originally Posted by JigglyJam

are you white?

No I questioned this earlier why the fuck am i talking black lately. idgi

**Bebopaloo** · 2011-03-17 23:21

Originally Posted by Titanss

you do those whip-its tho. not good playa. word to ya motha.

hes referencing mitch hedberg, ffffffff god damNit

**Ksandra** · 2011-03-17 23:22

Originally Posted by Colenzo

I like beer. I just don't like shitty beer. The only cheap beer I will drink is PBR. I also refuse to drink vodka because I get too carried away with it and end up owning myself.

I can't even begin to describe how many different beers I've had to try and find something I like.

the only beer I could considered liking is guiness because of irish car bombs.

but while we do car bombs all the time, that isn't exactly a "sit around the couch and watch movies while drinking" type of thing lol

**Titanss** · 2011-03-17 23:22

my new drug is to try to entertain youz. And it isn't as satisfying. I need a new fix. Tried masturbation 3 times a day it was ehhhh

**Shiroikage** · 2011-03-17 23:22

I should make a valve for inflating balloons from whip-its.
It sounds decent.

**Titanss** · 2011-03-17 23:22

Originally Posted by Bebopaloo

hes referencing mitch hedberg, ffffffff god damNit

I wish you would post more. wtf happened to you anyway? jail?

**Ksandra** · 2011-03-17 23:22

Originally Posted by Kohan

If you don't like drinking liquor, you haven't found the right way to drink it yet.

I love liquor

**Ksandra** · 2011-03-17 23:23

hate beer

**Ksandra** · 2011-03-17 23:24

Originally Posted by Kohan

You really don't need to drink beer to get drunk. You might wind up having to go piss all the time anyway if you do. That shit also bothers my throat a lot more than liquor does, perhaps ironically.

as I said, it was more of a "sit around the couch and open one up" that I'm missing out on.

**Shiroikage** · 2011-03-17 23:24

Beer makes me piss like a racehorse when I break the seal, but I wouldn't change it for the world.

**Colenzo** · 2011-03-17 23:24

Car bombs are pretty boss.

**Titanss** · 2011-03-17 23:25

Originally Posted by Kohan

If you don't like drinking liquor, you haven't found the right way to drink it yet.

ahh Kohan posting in one of my threads again making the faggots jealous. Love that shit

**Ksandra** · 2011-03-17 23:25

Originally Posted by Colenzo

Car bombs are pretty boss.

<3

**Mertron** · 2011-03-17 23:25

i drink beers with high alc content because i like the taste of good beer, and i dont want to pee all night long

**Colenzo** · 2011-03-17 23:25

I was at the bar last week and there was a beer glass filled to the top with piss sitting on top of the toilet there all night. Then I came back to piss before I left and some of the piss was missing out of the glass. I almost shit myself laughing.

**Ksandra** · 2011-03-17 23:26

Originally Posted by Kohan

If you like liquor but not beer, why lament not liking beer? Zima isn't really beer anyway, and I also don't believe they make it anymore.

'cause it's cheap and it's always awkward when we get together and everyone's opening up a beer, and I got nothin'

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