Who the fuck taught that shit as Bedmas? Please excuse my dear aunt sally, leaving to restroom. Every good boy does fine. My very excellent mother just made us nine pizzas. This stupid song.
No wonder retards are confused.
^ for some reason, the "love, roanald" part cracked me up.
oh right, i should post pics. bbl
Holy shit wow.
Image!
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"I removed my trousers and waited patiently as my thick bundle of cock unraveled and splashed into the bath tub."
lol this guy cracks me up.
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cockshank those tonsils
epic
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that pic reminds me of the dave chapelle stand up "true, you may not be a slut, but you got the uniform"
I had the idea for that couples mattress years ago. Except without the rockin sockin robots.
Any full sized man should just be laying flat while the girl rests her head on his chest. Problem solved.
yes, but if that isnt the case, youre screwed
Word. One arm wrapped around your chick, the other on the tv remote.
That's what I do.
Spoiler: show