Random Image Thread XXXIII: ....is that a fucking moose tattoo?

[BadKarma]

>_> Is that The Doors?
Or The Cars?

It says the doors underneath the will ferrell lookin bro.

[foopy]

kissu:

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[Kirbyprime]

Reposting for great justice

[Not Kuno]

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http://www.kiwisbybeat.com/minus/minus39.jpg

[AoE]

Reposting for great justice

I dunno about anybody else on bg but this shit has never happened to me.

[bori]

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http://www.kiwisbybeat.com/minus/minus39.jpg

I like that random kid floating off in the 4th frame haha

[Demosthenes11]

I dunno about anybody else on bg but this shit has never happened to me.

I was just about to ask if this has actually ever happened to anyone. I mean, I always think about it when I piss after taking a shit but it never happens. perhaps my wiener is just too large

[Aksannyi]

Truth, fucking hate these happening so much.

[foopy]

Truth, fucking hate these happening so much.

a woman complaining about poor driving...

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inb4 asians are worse. (we aren't, but asian females drivers are almost as scary as old people)

[Aksannyi]

Lol, yeah, I know. I'll agree most women drivers are terrible. Lack of blinker use is one of my biggest driving pet peeves though. It doesn't take any fucking effort at all to click that little knob, seriously.

And around here, it's the old people that can barely see and/or have Alzheimers who scare me. Those fucks shouldn't be driving.

[Chun Liroy]

Truth, fucking hate these happening so much.

I've come to the conclusion that there is an electromagnetic field over the state of Florida that inhibits the ability to use blinkers.

[foopy]

Lol, yeah, I know. I'll agree most women drivers are terrible. Lack of blinker use is one of my biggest driving pet peeves though. It doesn't take any fucking effort at all to click that little knob, seriously.

And around here, it's the old people that can barely see and/or have Alzheimers who scare me. Those fucks shouldn't be driving.

did not expect.

most chicks are so quick to spout equality babble and refuse to acknowledge any possible difference between the sexes.

i shall reward the great aksannyi by scouring the interwebz for images, so that i may possibly entertain her.

[Aksannyi]

O.o

Don't call me the great Aksannyi, the ever great and powerful Isladar might have my head!

*hides*

[foopy]

dedicated to the mediocre aksannyi:

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[Omnipotent]

All of them, hilarious. Great post.

[Aksannyi]

Fact.

Damn it's almost time for work. No lulz til I get home.

[Dimmauk]

All of them, hilarious. Great post.

I agree, there are so many that are hilarious.

http://images1.memegenerator.net/Ima...=Yao-Ming-meme

[Pirian]

Oh god, this is my roommate.

[Niiro]

I was just about to ask if this has actually ever happened to anyone. I mean, I always think about it when I piss after taking a shit but it never happens. perhaps my wiener is just too large

The only way I can conceive this happening requires one to either prop their dick in between the seat and the rim deliberately or to actually have a penis so small that it doesn't hang vertically under it's own weight. The former prospect being very disturbing, the latter highly unfortunate.

Also

I've seen this...trope (I guess is the word) depicted so many times yet I've never heard anyone actually testify to it. I can only imagine it occurs in a building with a really shitty plumbing setup. The only noticeable thing that happens in any shower I've ever used is a small drop in water pressure while the tank refills.

[Sqwunk]

Pretty much all of them fucking hilarious and true. Especially the snow one, I got stuck behind a plow on the way to work yesterday morning at 5:30. There was 0 snow accumulation at this point and he was going 20 in a 55.

I will comment on this one though.

I have never had this problem, because it is just 100% easier to stand up and wipe your ass. Or use a ton of TP so it won't rip

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I've seen this...trope (I guess is the word) depicted so many times yet I've never heard anyone actually testify to it. I can only imagine it occurs in a building with a really shitty plumbing setup. The only noticeable thing that happens in any shower I've ever used is a small drop in water pressure while the tank refills.

Older plumbing systems have the water connected somehow where flushing a toilet takes all the cold water and leaves a shower with only the hot. It happens in my moms house, it was built in the 50's or something. The outlets in the house aren't even grounded (2 prongs only)