When Birds Attack...

[volcanicweather]

Protip: don’t park under a tree in Austin… this was only after 3 days...

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Needless to say, I had a shitty time cleaning all that up... this ever happen to anyone else? I hate birds with a passion right about now...

[foopy]

IF ONLY THERE WAS A THREAD WHERE ONE COULD POST RANDOM IMAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is this, i don't even....

[volcanicweather]

IF ONLY THERE WAS A THREAD WHERE ONE COULD POST RANDOM IMAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is this, i don't even....

lock / move it if you want, I thought it might be interesting to hear how other people have had their autos decimated by animals to intersperse the bg legal and medical threads...

[Omniyoji]

You know what the problem is? It's a Ford.

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[foopy]

lock / move it if you want, I thought it might be interesting to hear how other people have had their autos decimated by animals to intersperse the bg legal and medical threads...

don't mind me, i'm insignificant.

[Mizango]

Happened to me a few weeks ago. Goddamn birds flock to Texas. I have no clue what sort of birds they are, but they are the black ones (herp derp) that sit on the power lines and trees by the fucking thousands. Gawking and shitting all over the place. You cant even walk down the side walk where im at with out feelings like youre walking on a poo and slide. Shits gross.

[Mizango]

God forbid that already 85 degree Texas heat gets a chance to bake it in. Ughh, the memories.

[volcanicweather]

Yeah, I was at SXSW and everywhere was in walking distance so I'm glad I checked on my car. Would have sucked balls to check out of my hotel and walk out to a fucking dalmation mobile.

[Mizango]

Yeah, I was at SXSW and everywhere was in walking distance so I'm glad I checked on my car. Would have sucked balls to check out of my hotel and walk out to a fucking dalmation mobile.

lol

[notorious bum]

Investing in a car cover is the only way to have a peace of mind when parking under trees. Your car looks like some flammer from the DIY channel stole it and left a thank you note in the form of a faaaaabulous makeover.

How come I can smell pigeon shit now? damnit...

[Eggroll]

I live on waterfront property in Canada with a pretty large beach, and Geese are an absolute nightmare. They can get to be pretty large, about as big as a medium sized dog, and they travel in numbers, usually about 10+ at a time. Having a bunch of birds around doesn't sound that bad, but these things are shitting machines and basically crap non-stop, and to make it worse it's not just white drops, but basically full logs like you would see with a dog.

[Headspace]

protip: don't park under trees

[Dimmauk]

GRACKLES GOTCHU! I hate those fuckers.

[Fievel]

I had a shitty time cleaning all that up.

I lol'd

Had that happen to me before aswell, really is terrible to clean off. Especially if it's been stuck on there a few days, ugh.

[Vandole]

this is what you get for driving a redneck porsche

[The_OG_Nelta]

That's Austin for you.

[archibaldcrane]

Protip: don’t...Austin

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[Plow]

Not sure if you were aware but I was a goalie.

I distinctly remember a game where one of the goals was directly under a tree. Was standing there while the ball was at the other end of the field, and all the sudden I feel something splash on the back of my neck...

[Cream Soda]

I've never had a bicycle shit on

[Ddz]

My car's been pretty dirty for like 2 months just from Winter driving. No bird shit though. Until I washed the car last Saturday...then BOOM, target practice...literally the same day