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    My dude bloody loco might have the words you're looking for.


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    The back story to this was, I met a girl who's a stage 5 virgin clinger and kills me 5982095823905820935802 times in a row until i pick up, i've known the bitch for like a week and a half. I asked my ex to call me so I could apologize because I was never on this fence and all tho I was never this clingy I'm sure I did a bunch of shit like it and I wanted to say sorry for it all..

    Then she turned into a cunt so I went off on the dumb bitch and now I need a final answer.

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    Like what I said is going to get me a restraining order probably. But I have more money than her father so I don't really give a flying fuck.

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    Actually fuck this thread and fuck her. I'm going to take more pills..

    Titans its $80 for a G

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odon View Post
    I want to be the biggest asshole possible
    yep and sending a text message is not an effective way to reach your goal. it doesn't matter what adjective you use, it just shows how weak you are.

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    ITT, floppy dicked pussy flips out about bitches. Hilarity ensues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odon View Post
    giggly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alleya View Post
    ITT, floppy dicked pussy flips out about bitches. Hilarity ensues.






    This is my penis.

    Please put it in your mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by quannum View Post
    yep and sending a text message is not an effective way to reach your goal. it doesn't matter what adjective you use, it just shows how weak you are.

    See fucker.

    I called her. No answer.
    I FB messaged her. She deleted it.
    I went to her house. She was not home.
    I called her best friend. I told her she was a slut and should shove that precious violin up her ass because shes never getting into Julliard.
    I called her sister and asked if she wanted to fuck again.


    Texting works because she answers those.

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    To make this interesting I will now post pictures of her and her sister.

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    i dont see noodz of her, moving on.

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    If you post her dick and not her genitals I swear to god Odon

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    lol, he posts his own dick, but fully clothed pix of his ex?

    at least he has principles

    Quote Originally Posted by Odon View Post
    See fucker.

    I called her. No answer.
    I FB messaged her. She deleted it.
    I went to her house. She was not home.
    I called her best friend. I told her she was a slut and should shove that precious violin up her ass because shes never getting into Julliard.
    I called her sister and asked if she wanted to fuck again.


    Texting works because she answers those.
    oh i didn't know.
    texting is clearly what you want to do, proceed.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odon View Post
    The back story to this was, I met a girl who's a stage 5 virgin clinger and kills me 5982095823905820935802 times in a row until i pick up, i've known the bitch for like a week and a half. I asked my ex to call me so I could apologize because I was never on this fence and all tho I was never this clingy I'm sure I did a bunch of shit like it and I wanted to say sorry for it all..

    Then she turned into a cunt so I went off on the dumb bitch and now I need a final answer.

    let me get this straight. You were doing some clingy bitch and realized you were clingy when you were with your ex, so you contact your ex to apologize, and when she didn't want to take an "I'm sorry" you flipped your shit on her?

    lol, this is not the way to get over your ex.

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    fuck this thread

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    how many pidoves does a nigga have to catch to get Super Luck?

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    shit man, Big Pecks sucks or w/e the fuck

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    No you stupid uneducated fat bugger, let me post the whole text conversation for you.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odon View Post
    No you stupid uneducated fat bugger, let me post the whole text conversation for you.
    that's not how to get over me either. :3

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