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  1. #1
    I Have The Clap Again
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    I woke up today not remembering a fucking thing. A picture was taken tho.

    Man I fucking woke up in my boxers on my fucking couch and I hurt bad still (and it's what 9pm?) man I think I might be to old for this shit. I left my fucking cell phone in my front yard. Only reason it was recovered my brother found it. I would have said fuck it. Oh ya and everyone called me today saying I'm a prick. Who knew?

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    http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g2...cs/menigga.jpg

    Things seemed to have been going good then I guess.

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    man i feel like fuck

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    The Once and Future Wamoura
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    how many vaginas did you dick

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    only kissed the chick in the chair (I know wtf right?) that's what happens i guess when you don't keep priorities straight

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    You just got served THE CALLISTO SPECIAL
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    dude where's your car?

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    I mean it is for real like the hangover I remember NOTHING. no shit

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    You just got served THE CALLISTO SPECIAL
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    if you saw her boobies and don't remember I'll be pretty disappointed in you

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    oh god lemme find this pic of her for you bitch is bad

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    I Have The Clap Again
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    gimme a sec

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    http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g2...uuuuuuuure.jpg

    ya i'd smash. probably could have if I would have kept my head on straight. she programed her number in my phone so maybe that could be cool. I know she did it because I use nicknames in my phone to remember peeps like- Blond Whore (Name of random club/city) she put first/last name

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    okay guy I guess
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    maybe you were so out of it you started respecting women

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    okay guy I guess
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    lol

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    lolz. remember that curb episode where he put Debbie-Wheelchair ?

    that's my thing too

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    Eli Manning is my Lord and Savior
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    maybe you were so out of it you started respecting women

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    i lold

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    wait which one is tit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanss View Post
    http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g2...uuuuuuuure.jpg

    ya i'd smash. probably could have if I would have kept my head on straight. she programed her number in my phone so maybe that could be cool. I know she did it because I use nicknames in my phone to remember peeps like- Blond Whore (Name of random club/city) she put first/last name
    Nice 1980's paneling

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    wait which one is tit?
    I'm on the right with the hat.. get with the fucking program

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    You just got served THE CALLISTO SPECIAL
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    best be texting an apology lol

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanss View Post
    I'm on the right with the hat.. get with the fucking program
    THERE ARE TWO GUYS IN THE PIC HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

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