Kuya baby

**Demosthenes** · 2011-03-28 07:01

My kids are getting fucked up.

**Kuya** · 2011-03-28 07:24

yea, my parents hit me so i feel it's only fair that i beat the shit out of mine if i ever have em

**Kuya** · 2011-03-28 07:25

i might even hit em harder just out of spite

**Krye** · 2011-03-28 07:37

Aren't you afraid your children will turn out gay like you?

**Conrad** · 2011-03-28 07:38

I am spiting my kids in the most effective way possible by ensuring that they don't exist

**Kuya** · 2011-03-28 07:39

Originally Posted by Krye

Aren't you afraid your children will turn out gay like you?

if they turn out gay i will just hit them until they are at least bisexual

**Kuya** · 2011-03-28 07:40

Originally Posted by Skirkle

I am spiting my kids in the most effective way possible by ensuring that they don't exist

so you're having sex with men

**Conrad** · 2011-03-28 08:00

No kuya

**Kuya** · 2011-03-28 08:02

are you punching her ovaries?

**Conrad** · 2011-03-28 08:03

My sword remains sheathed

**Kuya** · 2011-03-28 08:05

celibacy?

**Kuya** · 2011-03-28 08:05

lol

**Kuya** · 2011-03-28 08:05

oh wait, you meant that your penis is inside foreskin right

**Qalbert** · 2011-03-28 08:13

either that or he's a samurai and keeps it sheathed only to draw it so fast she doesn't even know it happened til it's over and then she's like OH SHIT

**Conrad** · 2011-03-28 08:17

What about safe sex

**Kuya** · 2011-03-28 08:20

that did not occur to me

**Kuya** · 2011-03-28 08:20

is it considered safe sex to use the skin of your fallen enemies to cover your penis while you rape open wounds

**Conrad** · 2011-03-28 08:34

Given the options, I would likely opt for a condom instead

Thread: Kuya baby

Thread Tools

Latest Threads

Up & Coming Threads

Hottest Threads