Comments from the Devs

[Stanislaw]

Bah, this sucks; if the P3 starts at 12 midnight Saturday, JP time then there's about 14 hours left to get the emails, download the client, and be ready.... They should not be cramming this shit.

Starts in 18:00 JST today, actually. Which is in 8 hours.

And yeah, I'm getting slightly pissed it's taking them so long to hand out invites to the NA/EU crowd when JPs got it yesterday. I've got a friend in waiting here... c'mon already SE.

[pnavaja]

sorta wanted to go to sleep to get up early for the beta, but wanted to leave ps3 downloading, its gething very late for that =/

[Amiricle]

Will DoH/DoL be available in this beta? I think I heard in video today that fisher will not.

Fisher won't till phase 4. Miner & botanist will be. All DoH are.

[Sigmakan]

Like someone mentioned earlier, perhaps they plan on stress testing the PS3 download/patching? By limiting the window between beta start and when keys go out, it concentrates the downloads.

Or (more likely) they are dropping the ball on this

[Lucavi]

This thread. <3

[Natallon]

How long till beta starts?

Also any NA got ps3 email yet? seems a bit late for NA to get email since we gotta download before start and all.

Anyone can confirm size of ps3 download from EU or w/e?

Been watching reddit and here but havent seen any NA PS3 codes.

[Headspace]

More people must be downloading the game, because my speed has dropped from 1.2MBps to .5MBps

[Charismatic]

Spoiler: show

http://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/...71167921-3.jpg

I really want to fuq a fairy.

[Rocl]

I mean this in the most hetero way possible

how the fuck can you be attracted to the fairy and not the sexy librarian?

[Shuichi]

Well.....I don't even...

Ah, this will do nicely.

[Charismatic]

I mean this in the most hetero way possible

how the fuck can you be attracted to the fairy and not the sexy librarian?

Whoa whoa whoa, who said anything about not being attracted to anything?

[Rocl]

For the purposes of this conversation your dick can only go in one of these

[Charismatic]

That depends...
Can the fairy use sexual magics and stuff? I mean... she is magical after all?

[Lucavi]

I really want to fuq a fairy.

I'd fuck em both. Look at dem thighs. MILKEH!

[Vuitton]

All I have to say is that male scholars are not gonna look very cool at all. Especially not with some fay fairy fluttering around them. I demand a sexy boy fairy to go with my sexy male character. Can you imagine a galka scholar with a fucking fairy flying around them? SMH!

[Sigmakan]

All I have to say is that male scholars are not gonna look very cool at all. Especially not with some fay fairy fluttering around them. I demand a sexy boy fairy to go with my sexy male character. Can you imagine a galka scholar with a fucking fairy flying around them? SMH!

Watch your tongue. I'm going to be the muthafucking Fairy King

[Rocl]

That depends...
Can the fairy use sexual magics and stuff? I mean... she is magical after all?

she shrinks your dick or else it wouldn't fit, obviously. as a self-defense mechanism when attempting to fuck her with normal size penis she explodes into glass shards
aside from that everything is done for her pleasure, cuz we both know you gonna nut regardless

I'd fuck em both. Look at dem thighs. MILKEH!

THE SCENARIO EXISTS AS I DESCRIBED
AND CONTINUE TO DESCRIBE

[Charismatic]

I'd fuck em both. Look at dem thighs. MILKEH!

Conversation I had in Steam chat prior to posting in this thread, just in case anyone thinks I'm not down for the elfness: (I'm Tupac Sephiroth)

Spoiler: show

Tupac Sephiroth: Why is she so perfect?
Muh Deek: smooooooooth as fuck thigh
Homosexual McLawfag: I prefer the cute CGI hyur
Tupac Sephiroth: gay
Homosexual McLawfag: fuk u
Tupac Sephiroth: njoy ur dragon dildo horns
Muh Deek: that fairy looks like a kid who is traveling abroad for the first time and is fascinated by anything and everything
Muh Deek: so adorable
Zan ''The Hentai Cat'': says ''Muh Deek''
Zan ''The Hentai Cat'': brilliant
Zan ''The Hentai Cat'': ''is that a p-penis?''
Muh Deek: yes?
Ying: Its almost like its
Ying: a fairy version of herself
Zan ''The Hentai Cat'': ''its almost like a Mushroom''
Ying: uh oh
Muh Deek: it's a caramel coated mushroom
Muh Deek: after sometime it will spew white chocolate
Tupac Sephiroth: lewd

[Rocl]

Homosexual McLawfag is Kiarax isn't it.

I'm making you decide between the two FAGGOT GAYLORD

[Charismatic]

I think anyone who knows anything ever knows I'll choose the Elvaan/Elezen woman any day of the week.
Fairy is just new pussy so there's a certain element of mystique.