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  1. 2011-03-28 21:21 #21
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    A gay guy, a mexican, and a politician walk into a bar. They were all kuya.
  2. 2011-03-28 21:22 #22
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    I think he backtracked because he noticed the chick with huge tits on my arm. She claims that he hit on her intermittently all night, then suddenly told her he had a small penis that couldn't get hard and left the bar.

    I've worked with schizophrenics more coherent than this man.

    What I'm saying is that prohibition is the way to go.
  3. 2011-03-28 21:23 #23
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    By which I mean prohibition of stupid people.
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    Alternate possibility: this man was Krye from the future.

    And by the future I mean next week.
  5. 2011-03-28 21:24 #25
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    Wow, time traveling Krye, I would see that movie. That would only work if he had a future though.
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    Damn, Colenzo is murdering this thread. Going to bed before I get schooled any further.
  7. 2011-03-28 21:28 #27
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    colenzo is p good right now
  8. 2011-03-28 21:31 #28
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    :/ fuck
  9. 2011-03-28 21:34 #29
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    good luck with a follow-up faggot
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    For my nigs Sucker Punch HQ DVD Screener:

    http://www.megavideo.com/?v=YVSY0O22

    my niggaz belidat
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    i beliit
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    my nigga
  13. 2011-03-28 21:40 #33
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    naw
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    my nigga
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    Cole goin hard on niggas
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    Thanks Titanss
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  19. 2011-03-28 22:09 #39
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    after all the shit I heard might as well watch it there


    word.
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    The local redneck bar was fun last Friday. Some 30-ish year old dude tweaking on meth was going around being a fucktard and while I was taking a piss he barges into the bathroom waving a good sized 8" knife at some people. As I shrank into the urinal somebody swatted the knife out of his hand and they both proceeded to roll around for a few minutes. Tweaker got mashed up pretty good and was bawling. Best part was at about 1 am he asked the bartender for his knife back and when they started to hand the knife over somebody grabbed it and nailed the tweaker's hand to the bar. Much screaming and yelling from all around and the tweaker ended up getting thrown out beat to shit with a knife stuck through his hand.
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