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  1. 2011-03-30 00:08 #1
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    How do I not go to jail

    Ok Raggy.

    So at some point in that binge I met some chick online, managed to make her love me, managed to make her talk to me about getting married, and all this other shit. Which I'm not sure how the fuck its possible because I went through thirty 2 MG Klonopin and like sixty 15 MG Temazepam. in a period of 3-4 days. I don't know how the fuck I was coherent enough to pull any of this off.

    The issue with all of this is,

    I'm PRETTY sure if I break this off she'll kill herself. There was a period while I was at work and she called my phone 19 times, and I couldn't answer and didn't know because it was on silent and then like she tells me she cut herself because she couldn't talk to me. Then she sent me a picture of it.
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    At some point, Saturday night? the chick claims her best friend's boyfriend raped her while she was shit faced and she claims she was a virgin before this.

    Every 2 minutes it's a text message or a call saying I love you so much or I'm addicted to you or all this other shit that's fucking making me want go through the effort of faking my death.

    This is what happens when you do drugs.
    Drugs land you with crazy bitches.

    Fuck.
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    Does she know where you live?
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    I greatly approve of this thread and OP
  4. 2011-03-30 00:11 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiarax View Post
    Does she know where you live?
    She knows what state I live in, and she could probably figure it out based on my Facebook.
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    I like those 2mg kolonipin. they were white weren't they? ya I bet they were
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    Yes they indeed were.
  7. 2011-03-30 00:13 #7
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    Fucking amazing, get her nudes and post them before you do something horrible
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odon View Post
    Yes they indeed were.
    my nigga
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    another fun fact (you probably know tho) it is the only pill that actually tastes good when you chew it
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    Dude they are minty.
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    my nigga
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    Also her bestfriend apparently hates me because the night she was 'raped' I was passed the fuck out from that binge and they spam called my phone at like 4 am and it was from a number i didn't know and they kept calling so when i answered i was like "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME AT THIS HOUR" And then hung up.
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    Xanax are better but kolonipins are always fun. I seem to get in trouble more on kolonipin tho because I always take more
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    oh ya and in regards to the OP. Be careful of bitches who say they were raped. It is usually to get attention (trust me on this)
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    Yeah dude, I was honestly not planning on doing that. It kinda just happened..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanss View Post
    oh ya and in regards to the OP. Be careful of bitches who say they were raped. It is usually to get attention (trust me on this)
    I have no doubt in my mind someone who is willing to cut themselves and send pictures because I cannot answer my phone is doing things for attention.
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    If she is hot tho it "might" be worth the headache ..maaaybe not sure

    She would have to be very hot. I know this type quite well, and they are a huge fucking headache
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    Why aren't we hanging out, I want to see these bitches you always fuckin
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    Quote Originally Posted by Derock View Post
    Do more drugs, see how this pans out.
    I just went into the kitchen and this thought exact thought came into my mind. "I should go on another binge and see what happens"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanss View Post
    If she is hot tho it "might" be worth the headache ..maaaybe not sure

    She would have to be very hot. I know this type quite well, and they are a huge fucking headache

    Moment.
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