2011 MLB Season Discussion: Joey Votto MVP Edition

[Demosthenes11]

Ya he's like Brian Wilson jr

[Bregor]

You can have as much fun as you want, and I agree with the article posted insofar as Carpenter is a massive prick. Just don't throw your Goddamn lipper on the field, that shit is gross.

[Conrad]

I actually don't mind Morgan...until he does something dickish at my team, then he's a dead man. Pretty sure he has flipped off fans at CBP before while he was on the Nats but, eh.

[Trichocyst]

And, if I recall correctly, he did it while appealing another issue.

[Conrad]

11 games ahead of the next best team in the NL (D-Backs).
8 games ahead of the next best team in baseball (Yankees).
Feels good man.

[Soa]

http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg861/sca...=640&ysize=640

This is a picture of Nationals rookies getting hazed, being forced to dress like smurfs for the bus trip up to New York. I applaud the creativity.

[Penthesilea]

I've always been bothered by the pink backpack/feather boa the Phillies make the rooks bring out to the BP. At least this isn't emasculating.

[Aksannyi]

These smurfs look a million times better than that stupid movie coming out that is doing all it can to shit on what remains of my childhood that has not yet been tarnished.

[Demosthenes11]

thought I shared this earlier. giants reliever jeremy affeldt is out for the year with a huge gash to his hand. How did he get it? He forgot to buy hamburger patties from the store, had frozen ones at home, and sliced his hand open prying them apart. fucking pro

[Melena]

Swear the Giants have a DL pool going at this point. Best part is the dumbass after the fact realized he could have just rant he package under hot water to separate them instead.

[Trichocyst]

There was an article recently about how the Phillies took part in the "It Gets Better" campaign and put together a really good video package for it and then forced the rookies to take the pink backpacks, boas, etc.

[Moss]

thought I shared this earlier. giants reliever jeremy affeldt is out for the year with a huge gash to his hand. How did he get it? He forgot to buy hamburger patties from the store, had frozen ones at home, and sliced his hand open prying them apart. fucking pro

I smushed my thumb once trying to break apart frozen burgers against the corner of the counter. Frozen burgers don't fuck around.

[Soa]

I see our annual tradition of getting swept by the Astros in September is staying in tact so far this year. Should of kept Happ.

[Akiyama]

Braves are starting to blow. Granted they have a lead right now.. they need to sure up some issues.

[Trichocyst]

Lose a series to the Marlins, blow through the other probable playoff teams, lose series to the Astros.

[toqabowl]

man it's tough to be a white sox fan...
at least the twins suck this season! and we won the BP Cup!

lol

edit: PLEASE JERRY LET OG STAY MANAGER AFTER THIS SEASON!

[archibaldcrane]

Braun said today was his worst game of the year. 0 for his first 4, misplayed a ball in left that lead to the Rockies' only run.

Then he hit a walk-off homer at the end of a 10-pitch at-bat in the bottom of the 11th.

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[Kyo]

Congrats Mariano on his 600th save.

[Penthesilea]

Phils have secured a playoff spot. So how about those awards -

AL Cy Young
NL Cy Young
MVP
AL ROTY
NL ROTY

??

[Akiyama]

AL Cy Young Verlander
NL Cy Young Kershaw.. whatever. Whichever.
NL MVP Prince Braun/Matt Kemp. I'd take Kemp if the Dodgers were in it.
AL MVP Verlander again. I don't give a shit if he gets his own award. He's carrying the Tigers.
AL ROTY Hellickson
NL ROTY Kimbrel