You're Doin' it Wrong, 7 Basic Things.

[Zeb]

If Slatering is wrong, I don't want to be right.

[Mizango]

What's the basic idea or premise behind the book? I'm interested but can't or am unwilling to go find and make time to read it atm lol.

Its about evolution and why things are the way they are. If you are into genes and seeing and hearing about how chicken embryos have teeth, how stingrays (through intentional gene activation/deactivation) can be coerced into growing primitive phalanges or how and why marine mammals have vestigial hind legs, rotating pelvises and finger and toe bones, then absolutely this is a book for you. Dr Shubin works for the University of Chicago and discovered a transitional fossil from when ancient creatures took to the land. Before I write a novel, just let me say that it is fantastic and will make you want to read other books from that genre. Here is the link, I have a review there somewhere but as you see it is a rather popular book.

http://www.amazon.com/Your-Inner-Fis.../dp/0375424474

If Slatering is wrong, I don't want to be right.

*brofist

[Not Kuno]

Its about evolution and why things are the way they are. If you are into genes and seeing and hearing about how chicken embryos have teeth, how stingrays (through intentional gene activation/deactivation) can be coerced into growing primitive phalanges or how and why marine mammals have vestigial hind legs, rotating pelvises and finger and toe bones, then absolutely this is a book for you. Dr Shubin works for the University of Chicago and discovered a transitional fossil from when ancient creatures took to the land. Before I write a novel, just let me say that it is fantastic and will make you want to read other books from that genre. Here is the link, I have a review there somewhere but as you see it is a rather popular book.

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. (yes I did just buy the book)

[Mizango]

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. (yes I did just buy the book)

<3 Kuno, you're already on my mailing list.

[Chun Liroy]

Its about evolution and why things are the way they are. If you are into genes and seeing and hearing about how chicken embryos have teeth, how stingrays (through intentional gene activation/deactivation) can be coerced into growing primitive phalanges or how and why marine mammals have vestigial hind legs, rotating pelvises and finger and toe bones, then absolutely this is a book for you. Dr Shubin works for the University of Chicago and discovered a transitional fossil from when ancient creatures took to the land. Before I write a novel, just let me say that it is fantastic and will make you want to read other books from that genre. Here is the link, I have a review there somewhere but as you see it is a rather popular book.

http://www.amazon.com/Your-Inner-Fis.../dp/0375424474



*brofist

Why did you never mention this to me. Fuck you.

[Mizango]

Why did you never mention this to me. Fuck you.

I went on and on and on about it in the LHC thread Leroy lol. When i say I went on and on, Im talking mega posts. I went full Maxteem and posted pictures and shineys to go along with it. I think you were too busy kissing Tony Romo in the mouth to notice. Want me to find and link you to it?

[Chun Liroy]

Indeed. I stopped going to the LHC thread a while ago for a period of time. Mostly because of aforementioned max.

[Kerberoz]

Fucking article, making me breathe manually.

[The_OG_Nelta]

The only reason I squat on the toiler is because i'm from China. In China, the toilets are IN THE GROUND. Had to get accustomed to American toilets. So I guess i've been doing it right on accident.

[Chun Liroy]

Fucking article, making me breathe manually.

And becoming aware of my own thoughts, and subsequently blinking manually.

[Alleya]

The only reason I squat on the toiler is because i'm from China. In China, the toilets are IN THE GROUND. Had to get accustomed to American toilets. So I guess i've been doing it right on accident.

Do you just put your feet up on the seat, how does that work?

[The_OG_Nelta]

Both feet on the toilet seat, and squat >_> it just works.. I've tried sitting, shit sucks. It comes out easier imo when you squat. I think it would be the universal way by now, its just that much better and easier!!

[Kerberoz]

I thought only obese people didn't squat. Hmm... shows how often I discuss shitting habits with others.

[Ashmada]

Is this a contest to link Cracked's least funny article?

Stumbled upon it yesterday, somewhat interesting but really doesn't live up to Cracked standards of lulziness.

[Mizango]

Both feet on the toilet seat, and squat >_> it just works.. I've tried sitting, shit sucks. It comes out easier imo when you squat. I think it would be the universal way by now, its just that much better and easier!!

lmao wtf

[Alleya]

Both feet on the toilet seat, and squat >_> it just works.. I've tried sitting, shit sucks. It comes out easier imo when you squat. I think it would be the universal way by now, its just that much better and easier!!

I can't imagine that not breaking something or hurting your feet with that shit digging in to your soles.

[The_OG_Nelta]

Ever heard of the Asian squat?

[The_OG_Nelta]

Its the Asian Squat except on the toilet. I know a lot of people who cannot do this squat.

EDIT: Sorry for the double.

[Mizango]

Ever heard of the Asian squat?

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http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y15...nstoilettv.jpg

[Demosthenes11]

I thought only obese people didn't squat. Hmm... shows how often I discuss shitting habits with others.

thats not the same squatting. put your feet about a foot apart and squat down til your ass is about 6-8 inches from the ground. that is using a squat toilet.