Black girls are easy...

[Seanr]

No... all girls are...
6 Days or 6 Months: It Doesn't Matter When You Have Sex

So much muthafuckin trufs up in this bitch

But he loves you, you spent so much time together—BULLSHIT! You held him hostage, you think any man in his right mind is going to leave five months in and he hasn’t fucked? You ride that out!

Only have sex with exes so your numbers won’t increase? FALSE
Do you know how many times I’ve heard this dumb shit? Do you know how many times my penis has benefited from this dumb shit? There are females who love to fuck, but they don’t want to seem like whores so they fuck the same circle of people… think about that. You’re fucking David this week, in two weeks Tim, next month you’ll see if Brian wants to go out. But when you get a REAL boyfriend who actually cares about you, this nigga has to wait until the Mayan Calendar expires. Whose rule are you following? Is there a handbook they give out in High School that says it’s okay to be throwaway pussy for your ex-boyfriends and then a saint around the guys who really care about you? There is no list! At the pearly gates that dude with the book (sorry 49ers I’m not up on my biblical characters) will not flip through all the dicks you’ve taken and say, “Nope! You fucked one too many guys on earth, you should have just recycled Craig instead of giving Lamont new pussy”.

[Blarg]

Girls who sleep with more than 5 guys are loose whores

[#686578]

Please tell me there arent actually women out there that need to be told these things are stupid and fucking retarded.

[#686578]

Every goddamn word this guy has said is 100% true and it makes me so mad that there are girls out there that might think otherwise.

[Blarg]

Please tell me there arent actually women out there that need to be told these things are stupid and fucking retarded.

these are women we are talking about. of course they will be that stupid and retarded

[Seanr]

these are women we are talking about. of course they will be that stupid and retarded

Requoting this for truf

[Seanr]

Seriously, there are some goodhearted people who think this shit dont happen

[Xajii]

First quote I find hilarious because girls do even worse shit. They'll stick it out with you then at some point decide they're done. Then they think, "Hey, Christmas/Valentine's/my birthday/anniversary/blah blah blah is coming up. I'll just break up with him after then ^_^"

Fucking whores

[#686578]

If I wanted to date a woman with the life experience of a 17 year old I would have become a gym teacher or a stepfather.

LOL

[#686578]

Are You Boring: No one wants a girl who sits around saying “I’m bored”? If you’re a bored female, that means you are boring.

Truth bombs fucking everywhere

[AidenCarby]

Never understood why women thought pussy was of higher value than anything else. You either want some cock, or you don't. No reason to play with a niggas feelings and shit, let alone getting a nut off.

[Blarg]

Never understood why women thought pussy was of higher value than anything else. You either want some cock, or you don't. No reason to play with a niggas feelings and shit, let alone getting a nut off.

Ya, what with all those butts walking around there are plenty of places to put your dick

[Seanr]

We can not put our dicks in butts...

[Blarg]

well they got to go somewhere and if girls don't want to get butt poop put into their vaginas they better let us store our dicks inside them at all times

[Tajin]

"That nigga was always an asshole, if anything you should thank your walls for unmasking him before it was too late."

Beautiful wording, lol'd

[Demosthenes]

Earth girls are easy.

[Conrad]

I like how the first paragraph says "It's not black and white" and then spends the rest of the article speaking in absolutes.

[Mizango]

lol Sean, this shit is on point.

Never understood why women thought pussy was of higher value than anything else. You either want some cock, or you don't. No reason to play with a niggas feelings and shit, let alone getting a nut off.

For real.

I like how the first paragraph says "It's not black and white" and then spends the rest of the article speaking in absolutes.

lol I know.

[Mizango]

If I wanted to date a woman with the life experience of a 17 year old I would have become a gym teacher or a stepfather.

Damn lol

[Day]

Pussy doesn't fry the brain.