does this happen to you?

[Colenzo]

solves the problem if you don't discuss science and literature while fucking.

but what if im not just intersted in fucking? does that make me gay?

[Rocl]

but what if im not just intersted in fucking? does that make me gay?

well, considering most gays, it makes you not even gay

[Colenzo]

awesome

[Xajii]

solves the problem if you don't discuss science and literature while fucking.

Which creates another problem: How do I keep it up?

[Mertron]

solves the problem if you don't discuss science and literature while fucking.

god damn it

[Colenzo]

how are you supposed to get a boner if she believes in jesus

[Ivve]

pray together, before during and after

[Colenzo]

so when shes screaming "oh god" just pretend like shes praying and say it with her? sounds potentially hot

[Ivve]

just take it from there. when she says oh god, continue the prayer. oh god, thank you for this quality receptacle for my holy seed.

[Colenzo]

or everytime she says "oh god" say "amen" mocking her

[Ivve]

or church

[Seanr]

just take it from there. when she says oh god, continue the prayer. oh god, thank you for this quality receptacle for my holy seed.

i just might try that..

[Ivve]

youre getting it

[Colenzo]

church would only work if i was black

[AidenCarby]

I never knew any guy hated on a woman because of her low intelligence. You mother fuckers are going to be doing alot of hating

Not really hating, it's more of a resentment. Everytime I bring a girl home they want to stick around to play with Chester(my puppy) and always strike a conversation. All I'm saying is I'd like to talk about something other than Jersey Shore, make-up, and how they have to put stick notes on the fridge to remind themselves to take their birth control pill that day. Seriously, west coast women are beautiful but they're fucking morons.

[Colenzo]

newsflash, most people you're likely to meet are going to be retarded

[Blarg]

most people you meet should be of average intelligence

[Colenzo]

average intelligence is retarded

[Colenzo]

no but really not around here anyways, holy fucking rednecks batman

[Ansems]

some of the dudes in my gym have pretty good bodies, but really fuckin unfortunate tattoos. straight up mr. cool ice type shit. gonna try to get some pics of the most unfortunate motherfucker in there regularly. built nice, but has the worst portrait tat ever that takes up his whole side (which I can see through his douche-cut shirt) and presumably most of his chest.

I know how you feel.