2010-11 NHL Playoff Thread: HOUSE RULES: ENGAGED

[Ishido]

I will personally murder the entire city of Vancouver if someone messes up Sharpie's face

Loses the inaugural Patrick Sharp award to Henrik Zetterberg.

[vagus]

Posts.

[Deader2818]

Brayden Schenn’s junior team was eliminated tonight so tomorrow we find out of he will be joining the Kings for the playoffs or if he will be sent to their AHL team for their run.

Not sure how I feel about putting him in that situation but the Kings need offense anyway they can get it so I wouldnt mind having him up here.

[Chips]

Brayden Schenn’s junior team was eliminated tonight so tomorrow we find out of he will be joining the Kings for the playoffs or if he will be sent to their AHL team for their run.

Not sure how I feel about putting him in that situation but the Kings need offense anyway they can get it so I wouldnt mind having him up here.

WOW, would it suck to be the Saskatoon Blades GM. He traded SIX players for Schenn, lol.

[friedfunk]

Speaking of handsome (although slightly less so than Sharp) here's some Brooks Laich perspective:

http://www.homermcfanboy.com/2011/04...-brooks-laich/

Yea and if this whole NHL thing doesn't work out for him he's got a backup gig as a tire man....

http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/...urn=nhl-237745

[vagus]

Wow, just watched clips from Preds/Ducks game. Corry Perry becoming frustrated and goes into douche mode. Fuck Corry Perry.

[friedfunk]

Ouch Marty St. Louis takes a stick in the face, two broken teeth, and two root canals after the game...

[Ishido]

Apparently Lightning season tickets if you were a prior season ticket holder run around $300 for the season, and with them you have the option of playoff tickets... at $7 each.

Obviously its more expensive now but... jesus.

[Bregor]

Yea and if this whole NHL thing doesn't work out for him he's got a backup gig as a tire man....

http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/...urn=nhl-237745

He's like the real-life version of the Old Spice guy.

"Hello, ladies. Look at your man; now look at me. Your man; back to me. Sadly, your man isn't me. But if he won 60% of his faceoffs and killed penalties like a boss, he could be as awesome as me. Look at your car; there's a flat tire. Look again; the tire is now diamonds! Anything is possible when your man is a handsome, gritty forward."

"I'm in a hoodie."

Spoiler: show

http://www.jimbo.info/weblog/Brooks_Laich3.jpg

[Wulfgang]

Wow, just watched clips from Preds/Ducks game. Corry Perry becoming frustrated and goes into douche mode. Fuck Corry Perry.

At the end of the second period, Corey Perry crashes the net, period ends, and he slashes Pekka Rinne in the nuts blatently. Even the announcers were like "why would you do that, Pekka is so nice."

Preds win 4-1 ps, fuck all you douches who picked the fucks.

[BadKarma]

The Rangers-Caps game was up for grabs the entire time. Both teams played hard and the Caps got the break they needed before the rags did.

Game 2 friday, lookin forward to some payback.

[Chips]

Preds win 4-1 ps, fuck all you douches who picked the fucks.

Choosing the Ducks is really the only pick I regret making.

[Aksannyi]

HOOOOOOLY FUCK so I missed some great hockey tonight. FUCK WORK.

And GO PENS! That's the way to start the season! Texted my brother at work to find out the score and then bragged about it to everyone. YEAH WHAT TAMPA BITCHES FUCK YO COUCH.

[Palin]

Preds going to the WCF, heard it here first.

[Wulfgang]

Keith Jones already picked the Preds to go to the Stanley Cup Finals haha. Frankly, if they meet the Canucks in the second round, they can win. Look at the season and go to a canadian forum; #1 Canuck first round fear was the Preds and Hawks. Season series was solid.

[Thoronas]

And people laughed at me for questioning Dan Ellis as a starting goaltender...

[Ishido]

The problem is obviously

Wait, WHAT? You DON'T GET PAID for the playoffs? Outrageous! This is exactly like slavery!

[plue]

I have never seen such shitty officiating as in the Caps - Rangers game. They called none of the fucking NY bullshit they kept bringing into the plays.

[Chips]

I have never seen such shitty officiating as in the Caps - Rangers game. They called none of the fucking NY bullshit they kept bringing into the plays.

From the parts I was able to catch, it made for a great game though.

[Bregor]

I have never seen such shitty officiating as in the Caps - Rangers game. They called none of the fucking NY bullshit they kept bringing into the plays.

From what I saw, it was a typical playoff game in terms of penalties. They called what they absolutely had to, let them play out the rest. A couple of times in the 3rd the Rangers got a little familiar with Neuvirth, but other than that it was a pretty evenly called game. New York's just annoying as balls to play against.

ANGRY

BELIEVE