Girlfriend problems...

[Zoolander]

Damn, two weeks is a long ass time, why would you put yourself through that. If you let it go that long (which I hope one of you makes sure it doesn't), you know whats going to be on your mind for those two weeks? Yea.

[Greatguardian]

You "gave her two weeks"? Fuck that Disney Channel bullshit.

[Odon]

Use these two weeks to fuck her in the butt if you haven't.

[Ragnell]

Use these two weeks to fuck some other chick in the butt if you haven't.

fix'd

[Odon]

Right, but that's a given, he doesn't need us to tell him to do that. He should fuck HER in the butt. There is only a few other acts that are that degrading to a woman, in my opinion.

[Ragnell]

No A dirty sanchez is a perfect way to degrade her

[TheTaru]

Amputate both of her thumbs. She'll have the most awkward time opening the door when she leaves you.

[Inactive]

Amputate both of her thumbs. She'll have the most awkward time opening the door when she leaves you.

genius

[BadKarma]

Call her up. Tell her youre releasing her like Ash released Butterfree.

[Kwijiboe]

Looks to me like she broke up with you. And then you told her, "you have two weeks."

Two weeks for what? Until your statute of limitation runs out for her to come back to you?

You should really call her tomorrow and rethink your plan. You've given her wayyy too much leeway here... It really does seem like you don't care.

[Haiko]

OP sounds like a pussy to me
to prove you're not, post nudes of your soon to be ex.

[Conrad]

That's banned in china skirk

There's no time.travel in Total Recall, it was all a dream


OR WAS IT?

[zoobernut]

There's no time.travel in Total Recall, it was all a dream


OR WAS IT?

Yes but it is fantasy based and it gives the population false hope of colonizing a distant planet when we all know only the royalty will be allowed on Mars.

[Heavencloud]

OP sounds like a pussy to me
to prove you're not, post nudes of your soon to be ex.

No one who asks for relationship advice shows as much as a facebook picture, didn't you know?

[takethistoyourgrave]

Two weeks? lol...

[Cadsuane]

What a pussy.

[Heavencloud]

I like how he asks for advice, NO ONE says to give her time to think about it, yet thats what he does. Good call OP.

[Tagus]

Timetable is pretty lol, but this same shit happened to me. The only way to go is not to answer the phone when she calls for a day or two. If she freaks out and comes back she was testing you, if she doesn't come back then you were fucked all along and saved yourself a headache. Alot of bitches do this shit for some reason when a relationship gets serious.

[Yugl]

I like how he asks for advice, NO ONE says to give her time to think about it, yet thats what he does. Good call OP.

Isladar mentioned this and other great stuff already.

That said, dumping her is like signing up with Geiko. The only difference is instead of saving money on car insurance, you save money on food, hair accessories, armpit products, nail accessories, clothing, shoes, purses, jewelry, anniversary gifts, extra gas usage, movie tickets, DVDs, CDs/MP3, computer accessories, makeup, perfume, iProducts, psychiatrists, cooking accessories, phone calls, text messages, trips attraction sites, alcohol, propane, and propane accessories.

Edit: OMG BATH PRODUCTS.

[Chun Liroy]

Sounds to me like that dude dicked her down better than you did.