
Originally Posted by
Tetronimo
I’m probably committing what is akin to career suicide by saying this, but I have not had sex since…March of 2008. I just had to call someone up to verify that shit, that’s where I’m at right now.
So, obviously I’ve figured out it’s not anything I need on a regular basis, thought it certainly is something that’d be nice to have. I’ve been told that if I “lower my standards” I could easily get penetrated on the regular, but my standard is more than just fucking. If he’s got a little pudge or he just looks scraggly as fuck, it doesn’t matter. I don’t need a perfectly chiseled body (but who doesn’t want one, amirite?) I don’t necessarily need a committed relationship, but I wouldn’t be shtupping more than one person on the regular, and wouldn’t want to be one girl in a roster of vaginas. I’m willing to wait as long as it takes for me to find the kind of guy I can click with. I don’t think there’s any rule like “not on the first date or anything.” For me, it’ll happen when it happens.
I have a few friends who hear this and are like “Oh, yeah, cool.” But a few girls, straight and lesbian, have told me that I am either lying, or crazy, or mentally broken. One of my lesbian friends will ask “So have you gotten laid yet?” and when I reply in the negative, she’ll ask “Why not?” Another friend, straight, will ask the same question, and look at me with something that I do not want to believe is pity. But I’m honestly fine with how things are. Like I said, it’ll happen when it happens and it will be fucking amazing, and then I will be so filled with adrenaline that I will bite my partner’s head off, post coitus, like a praying mantis.
And then I’ll decapitate him.
As far as men go, I haven’t spoken to any dudes regarding my sexual hiatus, but none of them have asked. I know quite a few guys, so that means they don’t feel comfortable enough to discuss it candidly, or they don’t care. I haven’t bothered to figure out which.
I’ll answer the rest after Archer.