Prove you're American by proving that you have a circumcised penis

[Kuya]

Apparently, requiring presidential candidates to provide a long-form birth certificate before allowing their names on the ballot in Arizona -- despite it already being a federal requirement to run for president -- was a bit too much for a few GOP lawmakers. So they made some amendments: if you can't find your birth certificate, and you have a penis, a document describing your lack of foreskin will suffice.

A circumcision certificate -- a document given to the parents of a male Jewish child after his foreskin is snipped off during a circumcision ceremony -- is not a legal document (see an example of one here) but if you have one, under the amended bill, it's apparently enough to prove you're a U.S. citizen and your name can be permitted on the ballot in Arizona.

What they ended up with is a bill that requires a presidential candidate -- if all else fails -- to basically provide documentation describing what his penis looks like in order to get on the ballot in Arizona.

http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/val...her_bill_c.php

lol

[Qalbert]

something something making the cut

[*Shinzon*]

Seriously? lol Didn't Arizona also propose a bill to tax people who have a Chronic disease?

[OWS_Tonx]

>.> <.< we some fucked up people.

[Charismatic]

100% legit.

[Kuya]

Hey Char, i don't think you're really an american. Do you have your dick papers with you?

[Charismatic]

I do. I'll prove I'm American by doing whatever the hell I want, when I want and not showing them to you.

[Galkaeater]

So thats what penis inspection day was for

[Kuya]

I do. I'll prove I'm American by doing whatever the hell I want, when I want and not showing them to you.

That's what a liberal american would say and liberal americans aren't real americans, so show me the dick papers or go back to mexico.

[Charismatic]

That's what a liberal american would say and liberal americans aren't real americans, so show me the dick papers or go back to mexico.

No way, Kuya... a liberal American would obviously be applying liberal amounts of penis directly to your forehead. See, I am conservative so I keep it in my pants.
Makes sense, yes?

[Kuya]

No way, Kuya... a liberal American would obviously be applying liberal amounts of penis directly to your forehead. See, I am conservative so I keep it in my pants.
Makes sense, yes?

Yes you're right, liberal americans are known exhibitionists, but certainly showing dick papers has nothing to do with taking your penis out of your pants.

[Charismatic]

I think that's better proof than any papers, don't you?

[Qalbert]

papers can be faked, but I doubt there are many professional foregers

[Kuya]

I think that's better proof than any papers, don't you?

Yes it is, but it's either that or we get a face full of non circumcised penis and that would be terrible.

[Charismatic]

Yes it is, but it's either that or we get a face full of non circumcised penis and that would be terrible.

Ah, right. I'll fax the papers right over. And I'd better not post in this thread again or it will be moved to spam.
Fare thee well, Kuya!

[Kuya]

Goodbye char, thank you for being so understanding and circumcised. You are a true american.

[Acturus]

Loving the spin put on the article.

http://www.azleg.gov//FormatDocument...Session_ID=102

What the amended bill ACTUALLY states is that in lieu of the long form birth certificate, there are several other ways in which a candidate may confirm that he is a natural-born citizen, including proof of baptism, the signed postpartum medical record, and yes, it includes proof of circumcision.

Isn't this counter to the tea-party's media message? "Birth Certificate or GTFO!"?

[aurik]

Why should the government recognize assertions from religious groups as proof of natural-born status?

[Titanss]

papers can be faked, but I doubt there are many professional foregers

sup
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g2...dy_288x288.jpg

[bigrougabagel]

papers can be faked, but I doubt there are many professional foregers

This did not get proper recognition, and the racoon would be proud.