Prove you're American by proving that you have a circumcised penis

[Kuya]

ps. uncircumcised is ugly

lol

[Ksandra]

ps. uncircumcised is ugly

100% truth

[Kryssan]

You're just jealous of my extra shielding material.



...ok I'm done, that was just horrible.

[Psion]

I used to think so too, but I actually find it sexier than circumcised now. Now I wish my parents hadn't opted me in as a baby for it.

[Kuya]

Doesn't really matter anyway, since if things continue as they are, the next few generations of americans will be mostly uncircumcised:

New research about a steep drop in circumcisions made headlines this past week. According to one federal researcher, circumcision rates in U.S. hospitals slid from 56 percent in 2006 to fewer than a third of boys born last year.

Doctors caution that those numbers aren't definitive — for instance, they don't include circumcisions not covered by insurance policies or circumcisions performed in religious settings

"I think all of us agree there probably is a decrease in the number of circumcisions over time, and that's probably a result of a number of factors," Diekema says.

"About 10 years ago, the American Academy of Pediatrics came out with a policy statement that was fairly neutral on whether circumcisions should be recommended for newborns or not," says Diekema. "And that probably changed the way physicians were talking to their families."

In many states, Medicaid stopped covering the procedure as a result of that policy statement. And many insurance companies followed suit, meaning that more and more families might have decided to forgo circumcision just because of the expense.

"It's also worth pointing out that our population is becoming increasingly Hispanic," says Diekema, "And that's a population that has not traditionally circumcised their babies."

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...ryId=129362160

The last bolded must frighten old white men a lot. Not only hispanics, but also uncircumcised penises!? OH NO!

[solanis]

why would it frighten old white men? more like it frightens all fans of the male form not being left in its ugly natural state

I miss the cut vs. uncut arguments on reddit and r9k

[Kurokikaze]

What is this.. I dont even... oh god Arizona. LOL

[Drex]

as a floridian, at least i can look at one other state and laugh

[Khamsin]

So all someone has to do is come to the US, get circumcised, and then show the papers to get on the Arizona ballot?

If terrorists are willing to blow themselves up, why wouldn't they be willing to cut their dicks... FOR ALLAH!!!?

[Kuya]

They already do

[Fhqwghads]

And I'm proud to be an American, where at least there's no foreskin for me. And I won't forget the doctors, who gave that right to me!

Obligatory patriotic unequivocal *proof* that I'm an American:

Spoiler: show

http://www.salemthesoldier.us/american_flag.gif


Were you expecting something else?

[SwampdonkeyPLD]

So...in Arizona is it literally circumcised penis = proof that you are an American citizen? Or is there something on the certificate?

[Restrat]

if you were circumcised in America

[AidenCarby]

Team Raincoat, fuck the haters.

[thetruepandagod]

more like it frightens all fans of the male form not being left in its ugly natural state

I hate you, all genitals are ugly and an erect penis looks the same regardless of circumcision or not, minus the fugly scars from shit doctors or bad luck.

[Kuya]

Soon America will belong to the foreskin, and all those who need their circumcision fix will have to go to Saudi Arabia for it.

[Correction]

Aaaaand vetoed.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/POLITICS/04/...ex.html?hpt=T1

Amber waves of grain.

[Seanr]

And if you're a woman?

I came in this thread just to ask that...

[Qalbert]

I came in this thread

suspect

[Olo401]

Aaaaand vetoed.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/POLITICS/04/...ex.html?hpt=T1

Amber waves of grain.

You have to wonder if she did this only to save face now that there's a recall effort under way..