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  1. 2011-04-19 02:01 #1
    Seanr
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    You could've been a gentleman and opened the door for me...

    I ain't no damn gentleman, I'm a muthafuckin thug. Now get ya ass in the house, and ya pants better be off by the time I hit the door...
  2. 2011-04-19 02:06 #2
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    You sit there in your heartache
    Waiting on some beautiful boy to
    save you from your old ways
    You play forgiveness
    Watch it now ... here he comes!

    He doesn't look a thing like Jesus
    But he talks like a gentleman
    Like you imagined when you were young
  3. 2011-04-19 02:16 #3
    Seanr
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    I am not a thug, but for some reason, thats what came out of my mouth...
  4. 2011-04-19 02:21 #4
    Titanss
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    after he threw her in the house he raped her
  5. 2011-04-19 02:21 #5
    Titanss
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    my nigga
  6. 2011-04-19 02:26 #6
    Seanr
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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanss View Post
    after he threw her in the house he raped her


    you know it's never rape, they're always asking for it
  7. 2011-04-19 03:27 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seanr View Post
    I am not a thug, but for some reason, thats what came out of my mouth...
    wouldn't it have been a bitch if she'd locked you out after you pronounced your thugness, and forced you to either break in or bitch out?
  8. 2011-04-19 08:03 #8
    Seanr
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    It would have, but she wouldn't have... She was the one who wanted me to come inside for sex, hence the "pants better off" portion of that. I wanted to go home and sleep
  9. 2011-04-19 09:42 #9
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    Logic dictates that if you didn't want it, you would have gone home to sleep.
  10. 2011-04-19 09:47 #10
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    He didn't really say he didn't want it, just that she initiated. There have been plenty of times where I've wanted to just knock out and sex comes up and I'm like "well not gonna turn that down, never in a million years". Gotta say it's never my best though.
  11. 2011-04-19 09:48 #11
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    Also sometimes boners preclude sound, lovely, desirable, amazing, euphoric sleep.
  12. 2011-04-19 09:50 #12
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    I'm gonna go take a nap.
  13. 2011-04-19 09:52 #13
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    In bed now.
  14. 2011-04-19 10:22 #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Logic dictates that if you didn't want it, you would have gone home to sleep.
    http://blogs.southflorida.com/cityli...eney/Spock.jpg
  15. 2011-04-19 11:07 #15
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    I will have to agree here, what did you think you two were gonna do in the first place, play xbox? Fuckin bitch ass faggot ass bub.
  16. 2011-04-19 11:16 #16
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  17. 2011-04-19 11:22 #17
    Titanss
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    I'M A MOTHER FUCKIN THUG BITCH, NOW GET YO ASS IN THA HOUSE
  18. 2011-04-19 11:23 #18
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    Don't take that tone with me young man.
  19. 2011-04-19 11:23 #19
    Titanss
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    Even sean who is a stand up guy has his nigger moments
  20. 2011-04-19 11:24 #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    Don't take that tone with me young man.
    That you mom?
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