I love being a guy

[Ryko]

but sometimes a boner just hurts

[Ryko]

Like the ones that feel like theyre putting a ton of pressure on the sides.

[Rocl]

you made me remember a bad thing

[Rocl]

Woozie's how to hide a boner thread and the only funny thing Luto ever said are forever lost

[Ryko]

What was it

[Falisa]

I love being a girl. I can get horny and no one will know about it. Also peeing sitting down is quite enjoyable.

[Rocl]

What was it

Something about masturbation

[Rocl]

I love being a girl. I can get horny and no one will know about it. Also peeing sitting down is quite enjoyable.

a) wrong
b) men can do that too

[Mertron]

you know what i hate about being a guy though, sitting down while wearing loose fitting pants. the pants bunch up in the crotch and looks like i have a semi going, which is only true about half the time.

[Conrad]

I would only want to be a woman if I were pretty; otherwise, being male is just...it's just awesome.

[Mertron]

I would only want to be a woman if I were pretty; otherwise, being male is just...it's just awesome.

but if you are pretty it means you are going to be retarded, do you really want to be retarded?

[Seanr]

I concur

[Conrad]

but if you are pretty it means you are going to be retarded, do you really want to be retarded?

Well they're not mutually exclusive

But given the options I would probably rather be a pretty woman than a smart man, they seem to get farther in life

[Conrad]

Someone should make a tier list of gender and looks/intelligence, I think pretty woman is top tier, followed by pretty man and then smart man and smart woman

Ugly dumb man is bottom tier because that makes you Bill Dauterive from King of the Hill

[Ryko]

I dont mind if people know I have a boner, that's nothing. I just dont want that shit to be so hard it's uncomfortable if I'm not doing anything with it.

[Antithesis]

I love being a girl. I can get horny and no one will know about it. Also peeing sitting down is quite enjoyable.

Tucking the penis behind the belt yeaaaaaah. Also I can't fucking stand wearing boxers. The feeling of my penis dangling without anything restraining just forces it to pop a boner ever seven minutes. Most annoying shit in the world.

[Ryko]

I tried the behind the belt thing once but I was so rigid that it made walking more uncomfortable

[Antithesis]

What the fuck were you wearing that was so tight?

[Falisa]

I do have to admit I would like to know what it would be like to have a penor. I'd do the helicopter and find out whats so awesome about bjs. But having a vag has its benefits, especially the guys who find it so awesome that I have one.

[Zalius]

hey i know you